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If LOTR was set in Africa, what animal would the Nazgul ride? and why?

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Imagine if Sam and Frodo had to travel all over Africa to chuck the ring into a volcano, what animal would the Nazgul ride? and why?

Frodo and Sam in Africa

 
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I imagine they’d ride black rhinoceroses instead of horses.

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T78:

Who are those freaks?

omfg lol lol.

i think they would ride elephants as they are tall and strong and danguris if they charge

 
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Hippos

 
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why thu

 
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can i say dinosaurs lol????

 
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Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

 
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Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol

 
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Originally posted by tyals:
Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol

You type “lol” once more and I’ll fuck you in the eye with a baseball bat.

 
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Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:
Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol

You type “lol” once more and I’ll fuck you in the eye with a baseball bat.

Please do it anyways. I can’t stand this guy!
On topic, they would ride the majestic, black, rhinoceros into battle.

 
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i think they will just use horses anyway. im 100% sure there are horse farms in africa or they can also import them from europe.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i think they will just use horses anyway. im 100% sure there are horse farms in africa or they can also import them from europe.

>horse farms

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i think they will just use horses anyway. im 100% sure there are horse farms in africa or they can also import them from europe.

>horse farms

whatever u call those…

 
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whatever u call those?

It’s called a ranch

 
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Old, shit-covered Jeep Cherokees.

 
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I like your avatar
So Im going steal it

Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:
Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????


Are there dinosaurs in Africa?


idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol


You type “lol” once more and I’ll fuck you in the eye with a baseball bat.

 
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they would ride Nazi Spaceships