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If LOTR was set in Africa, what animal would the Nazgul ride? and why?

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avatar for sosusline sosusline 2094 posts
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Imagine if Sam and Frodo had to travel all over Africa to chuck the ring into a volcano, what animal would the Nazgul ride? and why?

Frodo and Sam in Africa

 
avatar for MadJedi MadJedi 6053 posts
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I imagine they’d ride black rhinoceroses instead of horses.

 
avatar for doomteen17 doomteen17 1212 posts
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Originally posted by 91238576T78:

Who are those freaks?

omfg lol lol.

i think they would ride elephants as they are tall and strong and danguris if they charge

 
avatar for Hallucent Hallucent 8640 posts
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Hippos

 
avatar for doomteen17 doomteen17 1212 posts
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why thu

 
avatar for tyals tyals 75 posts
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can i say dinosaurs lol????

 
avatar for Controversial Controversial 1473 posts
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Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

 
avatar for tyals tyals 75 posts
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Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol

 
avatar for Controversial Controversial 1473 posts
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Originally posted by tyals:
Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol

You type “lol” once more and I’ll fuck you in the eye with a baseball bat.

 
avatar for wreckgar39 wreckgar39 6339 posts
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Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:
Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????

Are there dinosaurs in Africa?

idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol

You type “lol” once more and I’ll fuck you in the eye with a baseball bat.

Please do it anyways. I can’t stand this guy!
On topic, they would ride the majestic, black, rhinoceros into battle.

 
avatar for Rolby Rolby 5343 posts
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i think they will just use horses anyway. im 100% sure there are horse farms in africa or they can also import them from europe.

 
avatar for Aldir Aldir 10090 posts
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i think they will just use horses anyway. im 100% sure there are horse farms in africa or they can also import them from europe.

>horse farms

 
avatar for Rolby Rolby 5343 posts
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i think they will just use horses anyway. im 100% sure there are horse farms in africa or they can also import them from europe.

>horse farms

whatever u call those…

 
avatar for Maik50 Maik50 6160 posts
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whatever u call those?

It’s called a ranch

 
avatar for YukkuriRemi YukkuriRemi 6328 posts
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Old, shit-covered Jeep Cherokees.

 
avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1744 posts
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I like your avatar
So Im going steal it

Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:
Originally posted by Controversial:
Originally posted by tyals:

can i say dinosaurs lol????


Are there dinosaurs in Africa?


idk maybe they are in hidden parts of it!!!! lol


You type “lol” once more and I’ll fuck you in the eye with a baseball bat.

 
avatar for VoodooCoffeeGuy VoodooCoffeeGuy 1744 posts
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they would ride Nazi Spaceships