We should ban guns to stop all crime

Lets look at the facts:

1. Guns are the source of all crime
2. If guns are illegal, all criminals will give up their guns because criminals always follow the law.
3. Guns are the only weapon that can kill people.

Discuss

This is such a wonderful idea I’m going to blow my brains out.

Originally posted by Hallucent:

This is such a wonderful idea I’m going to blow my brains out.

Not with a gun I hope.

Brilliant satire once again from Mafefe.

At least he’s not a fucking crow anymore.

Video games also cause murder as well so shouldn’t we ban them as well?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Video games also cause murder as well so shouldn’t we ban them as well?

Violent movies do too, ban those as well.

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:

Lets look at the facts:

1. Guns are the source of all crime
2. If guns are illegal, all criminals will give up their guns because criminals always follow the law.
3. Guns are the only weapon that can kill people.

Discuss

But we use guns to protect from revolts and to hunt with? What would we use for self-defensive if we were against another opponent that got a gun off the black-market?

Yea, but people are the ones using those guns. So shouldn’t we ban human interaction?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Video games also cause murder as well so shouldn’t we ban them as well?

No video games also serve purposes as in learning or building strategy among each other. Video games have actually been proven to help us pay closer attention to detail and have quicker reflexes. The only thing bad about video games is whenever young adults abuse them and become obese from no exercising.

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Yea, but people are the ones using those guns. So shouldn’t we ban human interaction?

Ha, I see what you did there. Human interaction is, sadly, unavoidable at the moment.

Originally posted by Thomas:

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Yea, but people are the ones using those guns. So shouldn’t we ban human interaction?

Ha, I see what you did there. Human interaction is, sadly, unavoidable at the moment.

On the internet, no one physically interacts with each other.

Therefore all human interaction should be restricted to the internet.

Originally posted by Thomas:

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:

Lets look at the facts:

1. Guns are the source of all crime
2. If guns are illegal, all criminals will give up their guns because criminals always follow the law.
3. Guns are the only weapon that can kill people.

Discuss

But we use guns to protect from revolts and to hunt with? What would we use for self-defensive if we were against another opponent that got a gun off the black-market?

be a good little law abiding citizen and take one for the team

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Originally posted by Thomas:

Originally posted by Zoronii:

Yea, but people are the ones using those guns. So shouldn’t we ban human interaction?

Ha, I see what you did there. Human interaction is, sadly, unavoidable at the moment.

On the internet, no one physically interacts with each other.

Therefore all human interaction should be restricted to the internet.

We pretty much are restricted to the internet. All my college classes are online strangely enough.

People don’t kill guns, guns kill guns.

Because criminals follow the law, right?

I’ve a more topical solution: why don’t we simply ban life? This why, the guns will be incapable of harming any living things.

All my college classes are online strangely enough.

Strangely enough? You elected to take those online classes, bub.

Originally posted by listle6:

Because criminals follow the law, right?

As satirically stated before by OP, yes.

Originally posted by Storaged:

I’ve a more topical solution: why don’t we simply ban life? This why, the guns will be incapable of harming any living things.

All my college classes are online strangely enough.

Strangely enough? You elected to take those online classes, bub.

No I didn’t. I’m in a special school where we’re linked up with the local community college. The guidance counselor chose that path for me.

Guidance counselors do not choose your pathways in school. They recommend to you a specific pathway. They’re called guidance counselors for a reason. You could have easily said “no” and went on to normal college classes, but I am going to assume that some sort of sociopathic tendency that you possess put you in some sort of pickle.

Originally posted by ExemplaryReturns:
Guns are the only weapon that can kill people.

Obama said when he bans guns he’ll give everyone katanas and we can battle it out like his Chinese ancestors once did.

When did hitler ban guns?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121221112833AACHIgA

When did hitler ban guns?

He didn’t. He kept them from the hands of those likely to abuse them and gave them only to the people he thought were deserving of them i.e. his Nazi troops.

He kept them from the hands of those likely to abuse them A.K.A Jews.