My body is perfect, according to Duke Medical Center.
I had an extensive physical done there last year, including about a dozen X-rays, an EKG, and 30 minutes in a hyperbaric chamber.
I’ve had vaccinations for Yellow Fever, Rabies, Typhoid, and Hepatitis A/B
I am immune to the effects of Poison Ivy.
My lungs also have a capacity that is 120% the size of the average person my age.
I. Am. Perfect.
However, I do have Acid Reflux Disease. That’s kind of a bitch.