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What not to say to a police officer

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avatar for Reginleifx Reginleifx 1447 posts
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avatar for GotterakaThing GotterakaThing 9096 posts
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>9gag
>this forum
>2013
Get the fuck out.

 
avatar for Controversial Controversial 1473 posts
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Ancient image is Bruce Forsyth’s father.

 
avatar for Rolby Rolby 5240 posts
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i hate 9gag.

 
avatar for The_American The_American 133 posts
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Fuck the police

 
avatar for Anubis579 Anubis579 96 posts
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Your eyes look glazed over…Have you been eating donuts?

 
avatar for Crash301 Crash301 890 posts
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Idiot: You want to play the game!
Cop: What game?
Idiot: The find the drugs in the car game!
Cop: _

I swear this was from a movie or something, I just can’t remember where.

 
avatar for cesarcurado cesarcurado 3241 posts
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“give me a bj”

 
avatar for MelbourneBoy MelbourneBoy 11839 posts
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Things not to say to a copper huh?

“Sorry Officer, may I help you?”

 
avatar for Hallucent Hallucent 8618 posts
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“Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend’s night stand.”

This one sucks.

 
avatar for Crash301 Crash301 890 posts
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“Don’t check the trunk!”

“Want some weed man, I like have a fuckton if this shit.”

“What’s the difference between a dead baby and a beer keg? I don’t have a beer keg in my trunk.”

talking on phone “Excuse me, I’ll be off in a minute”