I'm not enough of an idiot

I need to control my massive intellect but I have to develop an idiotic aspect to do that. I can already do this better than most smartasses but I need more training.

Help me improve the idiotic side of my mental spectrum plz

Be nice to everyone and they will consider you an idiot.

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Be nice to everyone and they will consider you an idiot.

I don’t want to just be considered an idiot, I want to think like one.

Well, idiocy is different from person to person. Some people consider open mindedness a sign of intelligence since it shows that the person is able to consider different opinions. Others think it means that the person is weak minded and should, instead, have strong convictions to be smart. It’s hard to exactly point out what thought process is idiotic when people have opposite opinions of it. I’d say stopping critical thought is a safe road towards your goal.

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Well, idiocy is different from person to person. Some people consider open mindedness a sign of intelligence since it shows that the person is able to consider different opinions. Others think it means that the person is weak minded and should, instead, have strong convictions to be smart. It’s hard to exactly point out what thought process is idiotic when people have opposite opinions of it. I’d say stopping critical thought is a safe road towards your goal.

I consider being idiotic to be the lack of an adequate thought process.

the word idiot is a pretty lose word though there is a lot of idiotic things you can do but that don’t mean you are actually and idiot. So what would you define and idiot be??

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Well, idiocy is different from person to person. Some people consider open mindedness a sign of intelligence since it shows that the person is able to consider different opinions. Others think it means that the person is weak minded and should, instead, have strong convictions to be smart. It’s hard to exactly point out what thought process is idiotic when people have opposite opinions of it. I’d say stopping critical thought is a safe road towards your goal.

Well yeah, there’s that…but I still have to develop idiocy!

Originally posted by Rich112:

the word idiot is a pretty lose word though there is a lot of idiotic things you can do but that don’t mean you are actually and idiot. So what would you define and idiot be??

i dunno lol

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by MadJedi:

Well, idiocy is different from person to person. Some people consider open mindedness a sign of intelligence since it shows that the person is able to consider different opinions. Others think it means that the person is weak minded and should, instead, have strong convictions to be smart. It’s hard to exactly point out what thought process is idiotic when people have opposite opinions of it. I’d say stopping critical thought is a safe road towards your goal.

Well yeah, there’s that…but I still have to develop idiocy!

Originally posted by Rich112:

the word idiot is a pretty lose word though there is a lot of idiotic things you can do but that don’t mean you are actually and idiot. So what would you define and idiot be??

i dunno lol

just keep saying lol…. it makes every thing someones says look a lot dumber

:DDD yayyyy

If you want the full effect you will need a permanent soulition. You could go for the drastic surgical option, lobotomy. But the easier way would be to take the lid off a deep freeze and cut a piece of clear plastic or glass and use it as a lid, then put yourself in the deep freeze with a block of dry ice. Have a friend who knows CPR to watch you as you pass out and stop breathing. After 5 minutes of not breathing apply CPR and you should have a healthy brain damage.

But I don’t want brain damage, I want to work for it!

I think I speak for everyone when I say yes you are

Originally posted by The_American:

I think I speak for everyone when I say yes you are

Not enough

Smash yourself in the head with a hard book 500 times in public a few times a day.

I say in public so that way people can tell how much of an idiot you are.

EDIT: It doesn’t have to be a hard book, could be anything of your choosing.

wtf being an idiot sounds unnecessary to me.

Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf being an idiot sounds unnecessary to me.

Don’t worry, you will never have to act like an idiot. Just continue to be your self, no acting required.