list reasons why you (personally) would shoot up an elementary school

Self defense

I wouldn’t i"d rather shoot up a high school or collage

American.

I hope you get arrested or investigated for making this thread.

Originally posted by Storaged:

I hope you get arrested or investigated for making this thread.

Not gonna happen.

little kids are fucking annoying
it could be an insane asylum
it could be midgets acting as little kids

I wouldn’t shoot children. But I’ll gladly go shoot up the school if there are any real murderers trying to kill them.

Originally posted by Hallucent:

I wouldn’t shoot children. But I’ll gladly go shoot up the school if there are any real murderers trying to kill them.

Captain America

Because it’s fun to see people scream in terror.
Specially little kids.

Due to the likeliness that one of the children or the majority will be a mass criminals in the future, so when I get old they don’t try to rob me or kill me, just protecting myself to ensure I live, and or keep all my money from now until I die of natural causes.

To test my elemental powers against theirs. I doubt I’d just shoot my fireballs and wind gusts, though. I’d probably use some more advanced stuff like stone pillar locks and aerial frost spike traps.

Odds are most of them will be slackers with $waGG relying on Welfare. So if I do, hopefully I can be recognized as a reason why you should actually pay attention to school to pull USA out of the shitter.

Population control.

Kids are annoying.

I wouldn’t shoot up a school because I’m not angry at the world.

One of the kids there was lookin’ at me all funny.

For fun.

American kids are idiots. So when i kill them i am purging the world of stupidity.

The OP had never stated that it was an American school. Therefore, you are the idiot for assuming such a thing. Unless of course you are a foreigner living in the United States.

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Kids are annoying.

My first grade teacher was a total witch… But I think that she’s lost her teaching license, so that idea’s gone. But no, really… She’s a horrid person in every way.

would want to shoot up my highschool.
terrible people, wouldnt mind if someone got rid of them all

1. Allah told me to

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Population control.

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Kids are annoying.

Originally posted by Asdfret:

For fun.

you monster