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Cause of School Shootings (Science)

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Forget guns and video games, the real cause of school shootings is chemicals. What types of chemicals you say? Bad ones.

One of the major chemicals that has infested our water supply is called “Dihydrogen Monoxide” (Chemical Formula: H2O) Many people die directly, or indirectly from exposure to this lethal chemical.

Dihydrogen Monoxide and Crime:

- All mass killers have ingested this dangerous chemical at some point in their lives.
- Nearly 100% of criminals, violent or non-violent have ingested the chemical.
- There is a conspiracy by a multi million dollar industry to cover up the FACTS
- The chemical is in the water supply.
- You have ingested this chemical.
- You will die.

What you can do:

- Accept your fate.
- Abstain from drinking water, but that won’t work because DHMO has infiltrated the atmosphere.
- Contact your local senator.

 
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*lifes.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

*lifes.

No. How about you actually be fluent in a language before trying to correct other people

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

*lifes.

No, you retard. It’s lives.

 
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lol i was just trolling when i said lifes haha.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

*lifes.

Get out.

Originally posted by Rolby:

lol i was just trolling when i said lifes haha.

Of course you were.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

lol i was just trolling when i said lifes haha.

you heard it here first folks. what do you do when you make yourself look stupid? “lol i trol u”

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

lol i was just trolling when i said lifes haha.

omg im butt devastated rait nao guyz bettr giv me sum ointment 4 my hemmroiddd.

 
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Originally posted by SocialSynergy:

Forget guns and video games, the real cause of school shootings is chemicals. What types of chemicals you say? Bad ones.

One of the major chemicals that has infested our water supply is called “Dihydrogen Monoxide” (Chemical Formula: H2O) Many people die directly, or indirectly from exposure to this lethal chemical.

Dihydrogen Monoxide and Crime:

- All mass killers have ingested this dangerous chemical at some point in their lives.
- Nearly 100% of criminals, violent or non-violent have ingested the chemical.
- There is a conspiracy by a multi million dollar industry to cover up the FACTS
- The chemical is in the water supply.
- You have ingested this chemical.
- You will die.

What you can do:

- Accept your fate.
- Abstain from drinking water, but that won’t work because DHMO has infiltrated the atmosphere.
- Contact your local senator.

If you try that “HURR DURR DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS DANJEROS IM SO ORIGANEL!!!” joke, you never include that it is H2O you retard.

 
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Heard it before. It’s fucking water, water is in our water. This has been done way too many times.

 
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I guess this was funny in the nineties.
Everything was funny in the nineties.
Funny and bad.

 
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Chemical Formula: H2O

This “lethal chemical” is water, dumbass

 
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Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Chemical Formula: H2O

This “lethal chemical” is water, dumbass

False. The lethal chemical is Dihydrogen Monoxide, a very volatile chemical that cannot be separated from water.

 
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Originally posted by SocialSynergy:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Chemical Formula: H2O

This “lethal chemical” is water, dumbass

False. The lethal chemical is Dihydrogen Monoxide, a very volatile chemical that cannot be separated from water.

Alright, genius, H20’s water’s formula.

 
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Cesar, you are a fucking idjut

 
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I read about this on the Landover Baptist website. It’s true, guys. The proof is in the Bible.

 
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Originally posted by MarFraTho:

Cesar, your a fucking idjut

ok

 
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Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by SocialSynergy:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Chemical Formula: H2O

This “lethal chemical” is water, dumbass

False. The lethal chemical is Dihydrogen Monoxide, a very volatile chemical that cannot be separated from water.

Alright, genius, H20’s water’s formula.

Don’t you try to brainwash me with your fancy godless “science”!

 
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Originally posted by SocialSynergy:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Chemical Formula: H2O

This “lethal chemical” is water, dumbass

False. The lethal chemical is Dihydrogen Monoxide, a very volatile chemical that cannot be separated from water.

No, you’ve got it all wrong. Dihydrogen Monoxide is harmless.

It’s Hydroxic Acid that we need to watch out for. That stuff is dangerous.

 
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New Report: Science has now proven that Christopher Dorner had ingested Dihydrogen Monoxide tainted food/drinks before going on his rampage. Also, 100% of Al-Qaeda members ingest Dihydrogen Monoxide on a regular basis.

 
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wow im scared of water WAIT ITS LENTEN SEASON I BE FASTING HOHOHOHO

Originally posted by SocialSynergy:

New Report: Science has now proven that Christopher Dorner had ingested Dihydrogen Monoxide tainted food/drinks before going on his rampage. Also, 100% of Al-Qaeda members ingest Dihydrogen Monoxide on a regular basis.

 
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Originally posted by SocialSynergy:

Forget guns and video games, the real cause of school shootings is chemicals. What types of chemicals you say? Bad ones.

One of the major chemicals that has infested our water supply is called “Dihydrogen Monoxide” (Chemical Formula: H2O) Many people die directly, or indirectly from exposure to this lethal chemical.

Dihydrogen Monoxide and Crime:

- All mass killers have ingested this dangerous chemical at some point in their lives.
- Nearly 100% of criminals, violent or non-violent have ingested the chemical.
- There is a conspiracy by a multi million dollar industry to cover up the FACTS
- The chemical is in the water supply.
- You have ingested this chemical.
- You will die.

What you can do:

- Accept your fate.
- Abstain from drinking water, but that won’t work because DHMO has infiltrated the atmosphere.
- Contact your local senator.

Everyone has ingested this chemical,
Thia chemical is the majority of the water supply.
I have injested ths chemical.
Yes I will die at some point (unless I drown in this chemical)

 
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You know what else causes school shootings?
guns

 
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You know what else causes school shootings?
People