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Share experiences in which you have GOTTEN REVENGE AND TELL ME HOW YOU FELT.

Alright, so my cousin thinks it is funny to set all my alarms to 4 AM.
I think it’s even funnier to line every door he uses in the morning (he’s an early waker) with those pop-its that make a loud sound and light after falling.
He thinks it’s even funnier to rig my shower so it’s only cold and switching the bathroom lock inside out so I’m stuck inside, and he took out all the towels and anything that would dry me, while turning on the AC.

I THINK IT’S EVEN FUNNIER TO BURY HIM ALIVE.

I haven’t heard from him since, so I think I won.
I feel great.

 
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Originally posted by xDaveStriderx:

Hello Azn. This is really obvious.

And how did your revealing the possible true identity of your worst enemy feel?

 
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Originally posted by xDaveStriderx:

Pretty great, except you’re not my worst enemy, silly.

Vegetables are.

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by xDaveStriderx:

Pretty great, except you’re not my worst enemy, silly.

Vegetables are.

BUUUUURRRN!

 
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So once I was fighting with this old British chap
when a Russian naval submarine totally launched a torpedo at me
I managed to survive
and had a breakfast of
one poultry chicken
two fried and sauteed lasagna with lemon hintings
and thought that the battle was inconclusive
so I went to Russia
and I learned that they were once in the Cold War with the US
and I thought about the Bay of Pigs
and wondered why Charlotte liked Wilbur so much
and then I killed a famous Russian military officer
I felt bad about it
But then I read a nihilist social commentary
and felt better

 
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lol i was walkin to get some air and some fag came near and called me stupid and spit on my shoe (it was new)
then i came behind him with my trusty lucky dagger and stabbed him in the neck his last words were " im sorry" and “look after my family”

 
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I suck at getting revenge :(