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If you could instantly domesticate any one animal species, which would it be?

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Don’t be shy. There are no wrong answers!

 
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a dinosar

a human

 
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A naja.

Bitches be crazy.

 
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Clams. They would make such awesome pets.

 
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I’d love to have a pet Panda bear. :D

 
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Just kidding, this post probably isn’t spam.
I would domesticate the canine species. I hear that they can be man’s best friend, and I think it’s utterly reprehensible that we are separated from our best friends by a lack of domestication.

 
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Originally posted by Gladiator007:

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Just kidding, this post probably isn’t spam.
I would domesticate the canine species. I hear that they can be man’s best friend, and I think it’s utterly reprehensible that we are separated from our best friends by a lack of domestication.

lol they are already domesticated
its called dog

 
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If you could

>implying I can’t

 
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
If you could

>implying I can’t

Try domesticating a lion.
Do you have 50 generations spare?

 
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Originally posted by TheInternetRules:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
If you could

>implying I can’t

Try domesticating a lion.
Do you have 50 generations spare?

Well I might not be able to do it instantly, but I should be able to do it when I become super cool. Not for global domestication cause I don’t want that. Just as a cute friend and agent of destruction.

 
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WAIT WAIT.
The gorilla.
Since we can crossbreed dogs to create specific types, if we domesticate gorillas, we can crossbreed until we GET KING KONG.
OR KOMODO DRAGONS FOR GODZILLA.
Ahh too many decisions to make.

 
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A pony,obviously.

 
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Water fleas.

 
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where do the genes come from?

EDIT: for some reason i was thinking about cloning :|

human, no more chores for this guy.

 
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gray wolf

above post = epic pick

 
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KENPACHI LIKES FIGHTING STRONG THINGS
KENPACHI WOULD TAME SOMETHING STRONG
KENPACHI WOULD TEACH IT TO FIGHT KENPACHI

 
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Originally posted by doomteen17:

gray wolf

above post = epic pick

We already did that, it’s called a dog.

I pick Chimpanzees, as they are the smartest animals on Earth next to humans and would be capable of both neater tricks than even a dog, and some menial work that could benefit society. Of course there is the chance of them over hundreds of generation to develop a sentient intelligence and eventually rise up to overthrow and enslave their human masters a la Planet of the Apes style, but that is highly unlikely in the short term (10,000 years)

Why did I write this?

 
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Originally posted by Crash301:
Originally posted by doomteen17:

gray wolf

above post = epic pick

We already did that, it’s called a dog.

I pick Chimpanzees, as they are the smartest animals on Earth next to humans and would be capable of both neater tricks than even a dog, and some menial work that could benefit society. Of course there is the chance of them over hundreds of generation to develop a sentient intelligence and eventually rise up to overthrow and enslave their human masters a la Planet of the Apes style, but that is highly unlikely in the short term (10,000 years)

Why did I write this?

if we could use them in nuke and scientific tests i agree to be good to domesticate them

 
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Scorpion

 
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Pigs.
ALL THE WORDS BACON SHALL BE HELD FOR RANSOM.

 
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Originally posted by hero122:

Pigs.
ALL THE WORDS BACON SHALL BE HELD FOR RANSOM.

Why would you wanna be an fat animal?

 
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Originally posted by hero122:

Pigs.
ALL THE WORDS BACON SHALL BE HELD FOR RANSOM.

Pigs are already domesticated brah.

 
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a shark to guard me

 
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Originally posted by Timothynot:

a shark to guard me

What if you’re on land?