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I broke my pee pee stick (locked)

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how do I fix?

 
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Use the P-Series Test.
Given: 1/(n^P)
If: P > 1
It converges
Thus if your pee is greater than one, it will shoot in a single stream rather than a diverging stream and you have no problem

 
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pee from your anus

 
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Originally posted by Vengeance007:

Use the P-Series Test.
Given: 1/(n^P)
If: P > 1
It converges
Thus if your pee is greater than one, it will shoot in a single stream rather than a diverging stream and you have no problem

B-but Egon said Not to cross the beams!

 
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Replace it with a plasma globe.

 
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I cring-

Originally posted by boa152:

Replace it with a plasma globe.

 
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This reminds me of a man on the news who broke his dick when a brick felled on his boner.

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

This reminds me of a man on the news who broke his dick when a brick felled on his boner.

fuck you there are people sleeping in this room

 
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You buy a stronger deluxe version.

 
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Originally posted by Mansmany:

how do I fix?

Just give it to me

 
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lol go to the doctor.

 
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Be a man.

 
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This is officially the dumbest thread I’ve ever read.
Congratulations.

 
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We all break it once in our lives.

 
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Buy a new one. Don’t get the special on-sale $1 one this time.

 
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Viagra.
Works /EVERY TIME./

 
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You grab the broken piece and shove it up your ass.

 
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Go to a doctor. Please go to a doctor and don’t bother us with this. Do you really think we would be a better source of solutions than a doctor? Why the fuck would you think that? Why would you even post this?

 
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Originally posted by Crash301:

Go to a doctor. Please go to a doctor and don’t bother us with this. Do you really think we would be a better source of solutions than a doctor? Why the fuck would you think that? Why would you even post this?

Brochacho, you need to calm yourself down, brochacho. No need for your rudeness around this gentleman named MansMany. I will be forced to kick your ass in real life if you do insult him one more time.

 
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TO THE OP Do you honestly think anyone wants to hear of your insignificant problems? I think how you broke it would make a better story. What did you do, hump a steam roller?

 
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Originally posted by UnleashedBeing:
Originally posted by Crash301:

Go to a doctor. Please go to a doctor and don’t bother us with this. Do you really think we would be a better source of solutions than a doctor? Why the fuck would you think that? Why would you even post this?

Brochacho, you need to calm yourself down, brochacho. No need for your rudeness around this gentleman named MansMany. I will be forced to kick your ass in real life if you do insult him one more time.

You thing I’m not calm. I’LL SHOW YOU ANGRY.
But seriously, I guess you’re right. Time to be the better man and stop being an asshole.

Originally posted by Deathnote76:

TO THE OP Do you honestly think anyone wants to hear of your insignificant problems? I think how you broke it would make a better story. What did you do, hump a steam roller?

^This

 
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Originally posted by Deathnote76:

TO THE OP Do you honestly think anyone wants to hear of your insignificant problems? I think how you broke it would make a better story. What did you do, hump a steam roller?

In OT, it’s all about the what, not the why. That’s how most threads here get made in the first place.

 
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Stupid question, how do you post pictures?

 
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Originally posted by CowFriend:
Originally posted by Deathnote76:

TO THE OP Do you honestly think anyone wants to hear of your insignificant problems? I think how you broke it would make a better story. What did you do, hump a steam roller?

In OT, it’s all about the what, not the why. That’s how most threads here get made in the first place.

Yes, but in this case, I said I think how you broke it would make a better story. Please try and grasp this concept with your primitive mind without more help, because I dont have time to deal with idiocy right now.

 
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I said I think how you broke it would make a better story.

He’s obviously asking us how to fix his broken pee pee stick. You don’t need to wonder further into his privacy when you could simply give him some guidance.