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Let's tell some lame jokes!

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Comon guys, lets tell some lame jokes for the poops and giggles!

‘’Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud’’
Yes sir, It’s fresh ground.

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.

Why was the Math Book sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Yeah!

 
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This threads funny!

See, there’s a great joke right there.

 
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Ireland keeps Dublin everyday!!

(in case you didnt know, Dublin is the capital of Ireland)

 
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A skeleton walks into a bar. He feels no pain because he has no nervous system.

>_>

 
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Okay, I’ll give this one a try! This is one I made up right about now, which makes me all the more awesome for posting it.

Why didn’t marh wear his clothes when he first got them?
Because he hadn’t _grue
into them!_

This is so going into my next DVD commentary guys, I’m telling you.

 
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Why did K0ng look in this post?
Because he was bored :/

 
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why did the kid where a diaper to the party cause he a party pooper

 
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Person 1: What do you call a black person flying a plane?

Person 2: I don’t know, what?

Person 1: A pilot you racist!

 
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1: Ok 2 jews walk in a bar
2: Stop dont say that!
1: What you dont let jews in your bar? how racist.

 
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Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”

 
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How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four… One to screw it in, and three to sing about how much the miss the old one!

Hardy Harr Harr.

 
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“Hey guess what!”
“What?”
“Nothing.”

cant get any worse than that

 
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How do you make a clown stop laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

 
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Sad clown is sad.

 
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SAND HERO

NEVAR FORGET

(inside joke. sort of)

 
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So I’m trying to look up what your talking about, when all of the sudden I stumble upon the “Offended?” page of Encyclopedia Dramatica…

Never again will I use that site.

 
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You must have ripped the q section out of my dictionary because i dont know the meaning of quit

 
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So I’m trying to look up what your talking about, when all of the sudden I stumble upon the “Offended?” page of Encyclopedia Dramatica…

Never again will I use that site.

ED was blocked for me. I’m guessing it was edited to show something horrific and disgusting.

That, or their sense of humor is disturbing you.

 
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ED was blocked for me. I’m guessing it was edited to show something horrific and disgusting.

Yes.

That, or their sense of humor is disturbing you.

If thats the case, I have officially lost all hope for the human race.

 
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Yes.

Heh.

Man, I wish it wasn’t blocked. :(

If thats the case, I have officially lost all hope for the human race.

We have hope? :D

 
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Originally posted by PugusDoggers:

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.

“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.

“How long did it take you?”

“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”

Now change “Dick Cheney” to “Joe Biden”. Then see how fast someone calls you a racist.

 
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yo mom is so fat she sat on a chair and like sat on it

 
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ED is the best site ever. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Some guy, buy a new computer so you can go on ED.

 
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

lol’d a little.

 
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so did i