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Break-Up Advice

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So i really like this girl and i want to ask her out….but the problem is, i already have a girlfriend. Now i read a thread earlier that said cheating wasn’t good, so I want to break up with my gf. What’s the best way to do it?

 
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cheating is good, arnold swartenager did it and hes famous now, tiger woods did it and hes back in the game winning shit

tl;dr: cheat, itll make you a pro golfer

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:

So i really like this girl and i want to ask her out….but the problem is, i already have a girlfriend. Now i read a thread earlier that said cheating wasn’t good, so I want to break up with my gf. What’s the best way to do it?

hey that’s my thread
welll since it’s a gurl n all, i thnk u shd break up first as sh has feelings, girl has mor feelings than guys, so just say “hey i break up” then she’ll say “ok” n your good to take the new girl

 
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Via SMS while you are on vacation in another country. Make sure to keep short and to the point. 20 words is the upper limit. Incorporate a few lies to make her feel better about it. Make sure to end with: “We can stay friends,” or something like that.
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And now do the opposite.

 
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Kill your girlfriend, gift the body to the new girl as a sign of your loyalty.

 
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Originally posted by Maowee:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:

So i really like this girl and i want to ask her out….but the problem is, i already have a girlfriend. Now i read a thread earlier that said cheating wasn’t good, so I want to break up with my gf. What’s the best way to do it?

hey that’s my thread
welll since it’s a gurl n all, i thnk u shd break up first as sh has feelings, girl has mor feelings than guys, so just say “hey i break up” then she’ll say “ok” n your good to take the new girl

Yea i know. Glad you recognized it. Ok, i’ll try it. Thx Maowee!

 
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Tell your girlfriend that you’re through, then tell the girl you like to hop in your convertible and drive away to San Francisco.

 
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“It’s not me, it’s you.”

 
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Thanks for all the advice guys! Uh, can somebody lock this thread?

 
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Throw chairs at her, then scream,“How dare you ruin my chairs, its over”

 
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I think i already fixed the problem. Plus the new girl likes me.

 
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Dating is for kids.

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

 
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smoke darts and break hearts

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

And did I say you’re not a kid? Stupid American.

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

Don’t lie.

 
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Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

You’re 13 now

 
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Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

You’re like 14.

 
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Probably by text message. Bitches love text messages.

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T116:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

And did I say you’re not a kid? Stupid American.

Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

Don’t lie.

No use arguing with you, cuz you’re a troll and will spam this thread.

 
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I love how you’re asking for dating advice from a bunch of anti-social computer nerds that have never even talked to a girl.

 
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Originally posted by Hallucent:

I love how you’re asking for dating advice from a bunch of anti-social computer nerds that have never even talked to a girl.

Well, Maowee was helpful.

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:

So i really like this girl and i want to ask her out….but the problem is, i already have a girlfriend. Now i read a thread earlier that said cheating wasn’t good, so I want to break up with my gf. What’s the best way to do it?

What a cute thread =P… um, I will pm you my response for your privacy… yes, I know you already posted your situation.. but…

 
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Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

This. Just have sex with her, then say “I don’t want to date you anymore, you got fat”.