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Do something she wont like, and she will break-up with you because of it. In that way, not only did you have fun, you didnt have to make her cry.

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:
Originally posted by BobTehLoner:
Originally posted by ninjaman1399:
Originally posted by 91238576T116:

Dating is for kids.

And if you read my profile, you would know that i’m 13.

lmao
I fucked like 10 different bitches a week when I was 13
Don’t take anything serious at that age

This. Just have sex with her, then say “I don’t want to date you anymore, you got fat”.

Since flagging response time is extremely slow at the moment, let’s just say… don’t.

 
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Originally posted by igotnousername:

Do something she wont like, and she will break-up with you because of it. In that way, not only did you have fun, you didnt have to make her cry.

Not the best way

Maybe just say… I know this might hurt… but I want to break up, at least for now… (something along those lines)… just a thought, I’m not an expert in this field, lol.

 
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1. Just tell her that you want to break up (in person of course)
2. If she asks why, tell her the truth.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
5. Don’t come to OT for dating advice.

 
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Here’s something, tell her that ‘we are too young and we should break-up, if love has yet to find us ways to be together again then.. great!’

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:

1. Just tell her that you want to break up (in person of course)
2. If she asks why, tell her the truth.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
5. Don’t come to OT for dating advice.

1. Yes, in person would be ideal.
2. Yes, better not to make up stuff.
3. (Question marks?)
4. (Um… explain?)
5. He may… as long as its appropriate… I can’t see why not… it is “OT”

 
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3 and 4 are a meme.
And in my experience the only thing to come from OT is trolling and fake advice.

 
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Originally posted by Harry_mess:

3 and 4 are a meme.
And in my experience the only thing to come from OT is trolling and fake advice.

Well, trolling isn’t that nice :\

Fake advice? Why would you want that…

 
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Save the lizard for the gizzard

 
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“I need to tell you something…

I’m Jewish."

Should send em packing.

 
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Originally posted by DMinor:

Tell your girlfriend that you’re through, then tell the girl you like to hop in your convertible and drive away to San Francisco.

Lol, great fantasy plan =P

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:

Thanks for all the advice guys! Uh, can somebody lock this thread?

People really listen nowadays, lol.

 
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Uh, i already told her and she said ok and asked why. What do I say?

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:

Uh, i already told her and she said ok and asked why. What do I say?

Because you’re fat.

 
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Originally posted by ninjaman1399:

Uh, i already told her and she said ok and asked why. What do I say?

Why? Because you are currently too distracted in your life and need some time to calm down? After all, you are still trying to get a handle on the situation, my friend, am I right?

 
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You should probably stick with the girl that’s actually with you. Who knows, this girl may not be as interested into you, have a boyfriend or may even be a lesbian!

 
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Originally posted by Prodev:
Originally posted by Harry_mess:

3 and 4 are a meme.
And in my experience the only thing to come from OT is trolling and fake advice.

Well, trolling isn’t that nice :\

Fake advice? Why would you want that…

That’s exactly my point.

 
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rule 1. do it front of her/him (people who break up on phones or the internet are just evil)
rule 2. make sure you have a good reason
rule 3. DON’T BLAME HER/HIM
rule 4. don’t do it out of the blue
rule 5. give the other person time to react before doing anything else

 
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I would not reccomend leaving your girlfriend for another girl if you don’t even know whether or not the other girl likes you.

 
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poor in her face

tl;dr: read it faggot

 
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