what would you name your pet elephant

if you had a pet elephant what would you name it

i would name it ele

Snuffaluffagus. I can’t think of a reason why I wouldn’t name it that.

Julius

Originally posted by Prodev:

I thought you promised not to flood the forum pages with useless threads… Ugh :\

this is a quality thread

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Snuffaluffagus. I can’t think of a reason why I wouldn’t name it that.

You’ve stolen my answer, woe is me.

Dumbo

FredFredBurger! I will name him that! :D

Originally posted by DiablosDeAngel:

FredFredBurger! I will name him that! :D

Me too lol. F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R. FredFredBurger!

Xerxes

I would name him Jesus so that whenever I rode him into battle it would sound like, “Jesus! CHAAAARGE!!!!!!!!”.

That would be pretty epic.

Originally posted by Fronebular:

I would name him Jesus so that whenever I rode him into battle it would sound like, “Jesus! CHAAAARGE!!!!!!!!”.

That would be pretty epic.

Lol

“MY LAWN!”
…and the elephant would take that as its name whether I wanted it to or not.

Bunneh! And then I’d somehow get a huge bunneh year headband on my pet elephant and take it for walks around town.

She’d be female, because I ain’t fuckin wit no bull elephants. Dem motherfuckers crazy.

Sooo… Jezebel.

Jesus the Luchador Pachiderm

FooFooCuddlyPoo.

fat man

P-Knut, clearly.

Fatso :D

babar

Eldorado, I guess.

hamster

Slim.

What I’d name an elephant? that is Irelephant

Originally posted by Maowee:

What I’d name an elephant? that is Irelephant

I was beginning to think that bay12 had a monopoly on bad puns.