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I Got A Real Girlfriend

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well this morning some girl asked me on my real fb if i wanted to go watch movie with her. i said okay and at 5pm im gonna pick her up at her house. im so nervous. discuss ur first real gf.

 
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If you date a girl for the first time, it doesn’t mean she is your girlfriend you dicktard.

 
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Haters jealous cus Rolby’s getting a booty call

 
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I can’t wait for you to go to her house and 5 dudes grab you by the ass and give you wedgies for five hours.

 
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My first real girlfriend? Here the crazy’s come.

It was a short relationship, one of those ‘short and sweet’ ones but for me, I was kind of freaked out. Overly obsessed girlfriend? Yup.

To explain my break up, here is a great video on my break up. Literally. And we had only been on two dates together.

Yeah. Not going back for those types anymore.

 
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Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

My first real girlfriend? Here the crazy’s come.

It was a short relationship, one of those ‘short and sweet’ ones but for me, I was kind of freaked out. Overly obsessed girlfriend? Yup.

To explain my break up, here is a great video on my break up. Literally. And we had only been on two dates together.

Yeah. Not going back for those types anymore.

You’re a lesbian?

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

My first real girlfriend? Here the crazy’s come.

It was a short relationship, one of those ‘short and sweet’ ones but for me, I was kind of freaked out. Overly obsessed girlfriend? Yup.

To explain my break up, here is a great video on my break up. Literally. And we had only been on two dates together.

Yeah. Not going back for those types anymore.

You’re a lesbian?

Couldnt you tell from her past 800 posts saying so?

 
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

My first real girlfriend? Here the crazy’s come.

It was a short relationship, one of those ‘short and sweet’ ones but for me, I was kind of freaked out. Overly obsessed girlfriend? Yup.

To explain my break up, here is a great video on my break up. Literally. And we had only been on two dates together.

Yeah. Not going back for those types anymore.

You’re a lesbian?

Couldnt you tell from her past 800 posts saying so?

Not really, i didn’t saw any post of her saying she is a lesbian.

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

You’re a lesbian?

- Jumps out the window voluntarily -

Here is an example of a post and another example and oh yeah, here’s another one.

But yes I am lesbian and still single after my last ex that I mentioned above.

Oh, and here’s the most hilarious thing about me being lesbian that will ever be written.

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

My first real girlfriend? Here the crazy’s come.

It was a short relationship, one of those ‘short and sweet’ ones but for me, I was kind of freaked out. Overly obsessed girlfriend? Yup.

To explain my break up, here is a great video on my break up. Literally. And we had only been on two dates together.

Yeah. Not going back for those types anymore.

You’re a lesbian?

Couldnt you tell from her past 800 posts saying so?

Not really, i didn’t saw any post of her saying she is a lesbian.

How about this one

Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

Wow i am like, such a lesbian. for real.

 
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hahha i trolled u guys with my 1 april fool.

 
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This is the first time i can say that Rolby owned us.

 
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goddammit rolby

…nice one

 
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Rolby is the master troll.

 
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yeah i was expecting that was troll…

you will never get a girlfriend

 
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Go to Japan and marry your pillow.

 
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I hope you got loads of money

 
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wow bro kongratsss so much

ur lucky

btw does she looks good

EDIT: lol u got me

 
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I was crying till I read your 1st april post, omg I was so hurt:C

 
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inb4 damnit rolby your right hand doesn’t count