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Coming Out Heterosexual

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This, no, today is the moment I have been waiting for my entire life. This has been my destiny in the 117 bunneh years that I have lived, waiting for this day to come out in it’s bright and shining colors.

I have been a closeted heterosexual bunneh my entire life.

It took me so long to come out of the closet as a heterosexual. I have been living in constant fear my entire life, fearing what would happen if I came out as loving the opposite gender like in this picture where I am secretly nuzzling my one true love (but he doesn’t know yet, shhh):

Currently even though 56% of the United States of Bunneh support heterosexual marriage, the other 44% still does not support it. Please go out and vote for heterosexual marriage for me if you are truly my friend.

I hope you all will support me in my life from now on that I have come out as a closeted heterosexual. Here is another picture of me being quite happy with my other friend who might also be a closeted heterosexual.

 
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wtf… are u gay?

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf… are u gay?

No Rolby, I used to be known as a lesbian human being but I have finally realized my true self: a heterosexual bunneh. I am no longer gay, I am completely and 100% out of the closet as a heterosexual.

 
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oh okay then, good for you?

 
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Omg those bunny picture are 2kawaii~ Congratulations!

 
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The stud bunnies are lining up.

 
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Originally posted by spoofdebris:

Omg those bunny picture are 2kawaii~ Congratulations!

Omg thank you for your support, and to everyone else. This moment just feels like rainbows in the sky with lots of sugar and magic. I feel like a new person bunneh, it’s so strange being a fluffeh bunneh who loves the opposite sex but I’m adjusting quickly.

See? Look at how curious I am of my new sexuality and body form:

Originally posted by Gevock:

The stud bunnies are lining up.

Yo Gevock, you got that right. Look at me being all pro and stuff.
(I’m the one in the middle, 3rd from the right <3)

 
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Hey baby. How do you like my MS Paint shorts?

 
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Bunneh festival, looks fun =P

 
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Congratulations! God has opened your eyes and you have repented your wicked ways!

Praise the glory of GOD!

 
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What. . . Why was my post removed?. . .Anywho congrats.

 
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Originally posted by StudBunny:

Hey baby. How do you like my MS Paint shorts?

Oh gawd. You are totally notmytype my type. Those are some hawt MS Paint shorts. Rock em gurl Stud Bunny!

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Originally posted by Prodev:

Bunneh festival, looks fun =P

Totally. Here’s a more private festival I had <3

Originally posted by Fronebular:

Congratulations! God has opened your eyes and you have repented your wicked ways!

Praise the glory of GOD!

YES! Praise the Bunneh God!!

Originally posted by 007Jesse2:

What. . . Why was my post removed?. . .Anywho congrats.

Thank you 007, I will never forget your endorsement of my heterosexuality. As a reward, here is a picture of me looking all heterosexual and stuff with my children (bunnehs reproduce fast, I was like, getting all into it with my opposite sex partner and before I knew it I had 2 children):

 
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I’ve come out homosexual, and confesses my love for Rolby… But he just insulted me, and called me gay. What do I do?!

 
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Disgusting!

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I’ve come out homosexual, and confesses my love for Rolby… But he just insulted me, and called me gay. What do I do?!

You kill him! :D

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I’ve come out homosexual, and confesses my love for Rolby… But he just insulted me, and called me gay. What do I do?!

You use rope and have your way with him.

In time he will learn to love you.

 
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Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I’ve come out homosexual, and confesses my love for Rolby… But he just insulted me, and called me gay. What do I do?!

You use rope and have your way with him.

In time he will learn to love you.

I’m not going to entertain rape jokes…
I’m also not going to kill him. I just want him to love me!

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I’ve come out homosexual, and confesses my love for Rolby… But he just insulted me, and called me gay. What do I do?!

You use rope and have your way with him.

In time he will learn to love you.

I’m not going to entertain rape jokes…
I’m also not going to kill him. I just want him to love me!

I meant you should give him rope as a gift so that he will be obligated by his own will to love you.

Giving gifts over time is a sure way to make anyone love you; what were you thinking I meant?

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:

I’ve come out homosexual, and confesses my love for Rolby… But he just insulted me, and called me gay. What do I do?!

No bro, don’t go gay, go straight like I did. And be happy like this:

Originally posted by niubi:

Disgusting!

- gasp – Please support me with my heterosexuality please </3

 
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New ruling, heterosexuality is also a sin. You now go to hell unless you are bi according to the newest interpretation of the Holy Bible.

 
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Mlle shut up, you ignortant b**ch.

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:

Mlle shut up, you ignortant b**ch.

Bunneh hater.

 
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Originally posted by 007Jesse2:
Originally posted by GearsChicken:

Mlle shut up, you ignortant b**ch.

Bunneh hater.

I hate people who hate homosexuals, I like bunnehs.

 
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Originally posted by GearsChicken:
Originally posted by 007Jesse2:
Originally posted by GearsChicken:

Mlle shut up, you ignortant b**ch.

Bunneh hater.

I hate people who hate homosexuals, I like bunnehs.

No you are not because you called Mlle"Bunneh" a b**ch.So you are a “Bunneh” hater.