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Give Me Not Getting Caught Tips

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well today i almost got caught again. i was watching porn and fapping and i heard something in the kitchen: i was like, omg my dad is gonna give me crisps and i put my pants on really fast and opened a book and i was at perfect moment done and opened my book cuz then he came into the room. but i got caught before cuz i had no time to run away or take a book cuz i was still in my bed when he came into the room. so share ur tips about not getting caught when fapping so ur parents wont catch u or ur friends. discuss this and give tips.

 
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Rolby is master troll.

 
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That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

 
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Originally posted by Lightningcould:

That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

yes but i ASKED for tips. u guys are supposed to give ME tips.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Lightningcould:

That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

yes but i ASKED for tips. u guys are supposed to give ME tips.

Tell your dad you’re masturbating, and ask if you two can do it together. Nobody gets in trouble!

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Lightningcould:

That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

yes but i ASKED for tips. u guys are supposed to give ME tips.

Then rename your fucking title.

 
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Originally posted by Lightningcould:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Lightningcould:

That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

yes but i ASKED for tips. u guys are supposed to give ME tips.

Then rename your fucking title.

well i didnt do this cuz u asked for it. i just wanted to help people know what this thread is about more. thats y i changed title.

 
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OT isn’t your personal servants quarters, just Google it.

 
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Are there no keys in the Netherlands?

 
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Fap in the bathroom.

 
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Masturbate in bathroom or lock the door.

 
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Originally posted by EPR89:

Are there no keys in the Netherlands?

nope. i cant lock the door.

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Fap in the bathroom.

well i only shower once in 2 days and i cant watch porn in the bathroom. and i dont have toilet in bathroom cuz im not rich.

 
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Um….
Just do it at night.
In the bathroom.

Or, don’t do it at all.
I hardly ever did it, but that’s how I did, and no one’s ever caught me at it.

Protip: You don’t need porn.
If you can use your imagination, you’re all set.

 
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Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

Um….
Just do it at night.
In the bathroom.

Or, don’t do it at all.
I hardly ever did it, but that’s how I did, and no one’s ever caught me at it.

Protip: You don’t need porn.
If you can use your imagination, you’re all set.

Wtf I always tell guys to use imagination like girls, but they say it’s gay
Hardly ever do it? You must be female

 
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You must be female

I might as well be.
I just very rarely ever feel in the “mood” for it.
Maybe some manner of chemical balance in my brain, or something.

 
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Originally posted by HappyAlcoholic:

Um….
Just do it at night.
In the bathroom.

Or, don’t do it at all.
I hardly ever did it, but that’s how I did, and no one’s ever caught me at it.

Protip: You don’t need porn.
If you can use your imagination, you’re all set.

well, i did imaginary for 2 months but with porn its much better and faster… but ty for all the tips.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by EPR89:

Are there no keys in the Netherlands?

nope. i cant lock the door.

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Fap in the bathroom.

well i only shower once in 2 days and i cant watch porn in the bathroom. and i dont have toilet in bathroom cuz im not rich.

You don’t have a toilet?

Where do you shit then?

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by EPR89:

Are there no keys in the Netherlands?

nope. i cant lock the door.

Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:

Fap in the bathroom.

well i only shower once in 2 days and i cant watch porn in the bathroom. and i dont have toilet in bathroom cuz im not rich.

You don’t have a toilet?

Where do you shit then?

i have toilet in toiletroom. not in the bathroom.

 
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Fap with your pants on.

 
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and i dont have toilet in bathroom cuz im not rich.

Lmao.

 
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Pfft… Stupid poor people.

 
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Get a girlfriend

 
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Wait…you don’t have a toilet in your bathroom which makes you poor…so instead you have a separate room just for your toilet (and a sink?). How does that constitute being poor O.o

Originally posted by GearsChicken:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Lightningcould:

That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

yes but i ASKED for tips. u guys are supposed to give ME tips.

Tell your dad you’re masturbating, and ask if you two can do it together. Nobody gets in trouble!

Gears offers some genuine advice, trust me. I once had this same problem so I asked him about it and he told me this. It worked perfectly!

 
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Originally posted by VictorGabriM:

Get a girlfriend

he has me

 
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Originally posted by Hammy218:

Wait…you don’t have a toilet in your bathroom which makes you poor…so instead you have a separate room just for your toilet (and a sink?). How does that constitute being poor O.o

Originally posted by GearsChicken:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Lightningcould:

That’s not a tip, you didn’t give us a tip on how not to get caught. You just told us one of your many retarded stories.

yes but i ASKED for tips. u guys are supposed to give ME tips.

Tell your dad you’re masturbating, and ask if you two can do it together. Nobody gets in trouble!

Gears offers some genuine advice, trust me. I once had this same problem so I asked him about it and he told me this. It worked perfectly!

well i have seperate room for toilet but there is no sink. and i have seperate room for shower.