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Will you take this deal?

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A giant rabbit has invaided your house and is trying to kill you. It begins to speak, “I am Mademoiselle Bunneh. I will let you live if you give me one thing in return. You must be my sex slave for one night.”

Once the night is over, it will never bother you again. If you do not comply, it will do everything in its power to kill you. Do you agree, or do you take your chances fighting it?

 
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I’d rather die sinless.

 
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Does it have any magical or special powers? I can’t imagine it being that hard to kill a giant rabbit

opposable thumbs master race

 
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I have multiple swords, knives, and a maul in my room. I’ll take my chances because it can’t be that large, It did have to fit through my door.

 
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I’d say yes just so I could see if people would create new anti-bestiality arguments that are actually worthwhile.

 
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Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

I’d say yes just so I could see if people would create new anti-bestiality arguments that are actually worthwhile.

Bestiality is a sin against gawd.

I am actually only opposed to it because people can potentially either kill the animal or themselves depending what animal they choose.

 
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yes, gladly

 
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Pray tell, what kind of stuff is Mademoiselle Bunneh into?

 
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Originally posted by EPR89:

Pray tell, what kind of stuff is Mademoiselle Bunneh into?

Definitely not invading homes and trying to kill people. Though I like bunnehs, thank you very much.

OP, please think of something better than this! Though I would take my chances with fighting myself and then ultimately kill myself, so I never have to see my other self try to kill people again.

Yay. And definitely was not expecting a thread like this.

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P.S. Unless you’re female, that deal is completely invalid. Just saying. And I’d rather have consensual sex, not a slave! The sex slave industry is still a real issue in our modern day society so this is rather awful to read.

 
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you must be ’ M ademoise lle Bunneh

no wonder…..

 
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Originally posted by igotnousername:

you must be M ademoise lle Bunneh

no wonder…..

The abbreviation of mademoiselle is Mlle, thus this thread is about me.

Other abbreviations in French are:

M = Monsieur
Mme = Madame

 
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I’ll do it because I’m male.

 
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Originally posted by MlleBunneh:
Originally posted by igotnousername:

you must be M ademoise lle Bunneh

no wonder…..

The abbreviation of Mlle is Mademoiselle, thus this thread is about me.

Other abbreviations in French are:

M = Monsieur
Mme = Madame

you mean ‘the abbreviation of Mademoiselle is Mlle’

dont kill me please

 
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Originally posted by igotnousername:
Originally posted by MlleBunneh:
Originally posted by igotnousername:

you must be M ademoise lle Bunneh

no wonder…..

The abbreviation of Mlle is Mademoiselle, thus this thread is about me.

Other abbreviations in French are:

M = Monsieur
Mme = Madame

you mean ‘the abbreviation of Mademoiselle is Mlle’

but your not a hairy giant

Oh whoops, thank you for correcting me! I’m sick today so my brain is rather fuzzy with fur right now (kidding).

I know, I’m unfortunately a human being so I can’t be the person in the OP. Now, time to learn how to become a bunneh. Carry on <3

Edit: P.S., I won’t kill you don’t worry D: If you’ve seen me on TC you would know that T.T

 
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Originally posted by MlleBunneh:

P.S. Unless you’re female, that deal is completely invalid.

Sexist.

 
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Originally posted by Fronebular:

I have multiple swords, knives, and a maul in my room. I’ll take my chances because it can’t be that large, It did have to fit through my door.

Lol good point =P

 
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shoot it

 
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Originally posted by MlleBunneh:
Originally posted by EPR89:

Pray tell, what kind of stuff is Mademoiselle Bunneh into?

Definitely not invading homes and trying to kill people. Though I like bunnehs, thank you very much.

OP, please think of something better than this! Though I would take my chances with fighting myself and then ultimately kill myself, so I never have to see my other self try to kill people again.

Yay. And definitely was not expecting a thread like this.

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P.S. Unless you’re female, that deal is completely invalid. Just saying. And I’d rather have consensual sex, not a slave! The sex slave industry is still a real issue in our modern day society so this is rather awful to read.

Do you actually think that this thread is “rather awful”?

 
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Unless if it has any weapons or special powers, I can easily kill it or throw it out of my window. Bunnies can’t survive a 5 story fall.