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All I was playing Warcraft 3 raging about the inability of orcs to penetrate a undead players base. My gold mine was almost dry and I was desperate for a miracle. I threw all of my units at my opponents base in a last ditch attempt and was slaghtered. I threw my buttered corn kernels I was eating at the time at the wall. The velocity and speed of my arms caused the corn kernels to explode in midair like a bomb.
The force of the wave flipped my chair and smashed against the keyboard. Hundreds of cuss words were entered in a split second. My penis burst in size causing my pants to fly across the room to hit my monitor and break it. I jizzed on my computer causing it to auto quit the Warcraft 3 match, and auto joining a new one. My forehead was smashed at the end of this process but I ok oily had a life alert button on the roof of my mouth. The police came and cleaned up the jizz with oxiclean and shamwow.