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~*'*' Le Restaurant á l’OT '*'*~

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OPEN/CLOSED
Welcome, welcome dear customer! have a seat!

We have a delicate selection of specialeties to offer for you today!
Have a look at out wonderful menu:
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APPETIZERS:

AlexThePlate13
Full organic/veganic/whatever plate with gross delicious green stuff that herbivores can eat. Even Alex is very low on cholesterol, and you will enjoy every bite. $30


Ceasar “Curado” Salad
Yummy Strawberries with a slice of cesarcurado. We even checked, and there is no sign of leftover brains whatsoever, when we shot the harpoon in this one. Guaranteed for all you boring veggies not liking real men meat. Enjoy! $10


MEALS:

Al Mafefe’d Lé Tortured Crow
This yum yum delicious meal is guaranteed to satisfy your every need!
This alone will cost $20 as it is so yummy!


Bread o’ Brolbyn
Delicious bread with bacon strips and a spicy taste of your favourite OT.
This baby costs $50


Ketcho Spaghettio Lé Rabbito
Ever wanted some bunneh on your plate? Here you go! Grab a fresh bunny with spaghetti n’ meatballs! Will satisfy your need for meat! $12


Spookey Riddlesoup
This literally makes you go crazy if you eat it. Even if it looks like just another halloween treat, this soup will fill you up and leave you satisfied. Never have you felt such stupidity go through your body, and making your blood pump through your veins. Very good accompanied with a Red Bull. $3
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DRINKS:

Trentowine Al Trent
This tastes honestly like nothing, and is way overprices. But you know, you can’t eat without having something to drink. $7


Hallumilk For Less Than A Cent
Actually giving this away to hobos and stuff for free. No one really wants to get near it, as it not only looks like nothing you would wanna taste, the content of it is nothing to brag about either.
-$5, please get rid of it.


Disgusting puke-o’-rainbows with ’holics
If you just want to get drunk and puke some sort of rainbows and happyfaces, this is the alcohol for you. HAPPINESS or MONEY BACK guaranteed, just for YOU – if you buy it! $150
Disclaimer: Any happiness may or may not be directed at you. We get money, we get happiness, so the promise is always lived up to.
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DESSERTS:

Brownielicious MFTcake
Chocolate filling, looks and seems like chocolate, but may seem to have a taste of… Well, try it! $30


MadJetice with Orangetail Juice
Some freaks likes stuff frozen. Here you can get a frozen icejedi or something that tastes like a cold just hit your face! You get a free drink to get the ice down (The restaurant takes no responsibility for frozen parts stuck in your throat.) $4


Baked Maopie
Well, if it’s not edible you get whipped cream and a cherry on top, right? $1
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Wanna be a staff member?
Join our amazing crew! Have a taste of the bestest food al Kong! You won’t leave disappointed.

More meals to come.
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Staff:
Owner: Altophen
Masterchef: MrSalvador
Chef: Fyre_Hawk
Chef: moomoofire11
Cookhelper or something: Y___Y
Waiter: thedude0
Waiter: GearsChicken

Annoying Violin Playing Freak set out to Make You Stay: Ninjitsu_Pirate

 
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That isn’t my face

 
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I am Chef Salvador.

Get these fucking bills made! HUSTLE.

 
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/me is sad that he is not on here.

 
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whats with the french/german/whatever speakin?

 
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I aint no eating some chumpy bitches.

 
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Originally posted by cesarcurado:

whats with the french/german/whatever speakin?

It makes the restaurant seem more autentic and clean. Does anyone want some food here?

 
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I was expecting a “restaurant at the end of the universe” reference.

I’m disappointed.

 
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I bet you guys can’t even make a cesarcurado salad. Pick up the pace on name-oriented food puns, will you?

 
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wtf y is my head bacon bread?

and ur french is really bad. with al u probably mean arabic for the or something but u said de lé and its de le which becomes du. so u do it wrong.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf y is my head bacon bread?

and ur french is really bad. with al u probably mean arabic for the or something but u said de lé and its de le which becomes du. so u do it wrong.

You’re retarded.

 
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I am the waiter but I would suggest making Roast MlleBunneh =)
(Sorry MilleBunneh)

 
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Could you guys please just order instead of complaining about the wonderful food choices and language chosen. Thank you.

 
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Originally posted by Altophen:

Could you guys please just order instead of complaining about the wonderful food choices and language chosen. Thank you.

You don’t have any salads on the menu so you won’t get any of my business.

 
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Where’s the healthy menu? I want whole wheat, organic, and no pesticides.

[Edit: Are you vegetarian and vegan friendly?]

 
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Originally posted by Altophen:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:

whats with the french/german/whatever speakin?

It makes the restaurant seem more autentic and clean. Does anyone want some food here?

make maowee chicken breasts

 
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I would like to join as a cook helper

 
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i want bread o’ brolbyn without bacon.

 
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Originally posted by adv0catus:

Where’s the healthy menu? I want whole wheat, organic, and no pesticides.

[Edit: Are you vegetarian and vegan friendly?]

Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by Altophen:

Could you guys please just order instead of complaining about the wonderful food choices and language chosen. Thank you.

You don’t have any salads on the menu so you won’t get any of my business.

Dear customers.
We are taking your complaints very seriously, and would like to thank you for contributing with feedback. Please have another look as the meals are constantly updating. Hope you’ll find something yummy.

Originally posted by Rolby:

i want bread o’ brolbyn without bacon.

Coming up, as soon as Mr. Salvador gets cooking

 
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Originally posted by ImBasedGod:
Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf y is my head bacon bread?

and ur french is really bad. with al u probably mean arabic for the or something but u said de lé and its de le which becomes du. so u do it wrong.

You’re retarded.

And you’re some wannabe gangster who came here to hate on everyone because you have no life.

 
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I have to make another complaint! There are no economy priced meals, how am I supposed to buy this food at such an outrageous price?

I will not eat here until you have a value meal.

 
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Originally posted by Fronebular:

I have to make another complaint! There are no economy priced meals, how am I supposed to buy this food at such an outrageous price?

I will not eat here until you have a value meal.

I’m sure you haven’t taken a look at the delicious Maopie!

 
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Originally posted by Altophen:
Originally posted by Fronebular:

I have to make another complaint! There are no economy priced meals, how am I supposed to buy this food at such an outrageous price?

I will not eat here until you have a value meal.

I’m sure you haven’t taken a look at the delicious Maopie!

It tastes like emos, I want my value meals to be at the very least edible.

 
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Riddleschool(Spookyskeleton)

 
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I would like to apply for a job here.