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What if????

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AN irish monkey appeared out of nowhere and kicked you in the balls. Then you chased him around with a marijuana sword and the monkey disappeared into an alterante universe.

You then summoned the alterante reality guru and travelled along to find the irish monkey, but when you got to the alternate reality you found out it wasn’t alternate at all. It was the real reality and you were in a basement with all these norwegian hookers and they were smacking you with pieces of lasagna?

 
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I would ## drop the joint and wake up

 
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I {Pivot} would eat it.

 
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Originally posted by stickninja99:

I {Pivot} would eat it.

But what IF it was green and disgusting?

 
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Then I would loose my virginity, find a rifle, shoot the hookers, pick up the lasagna, wait for the monkey, feed it to the monkey, and live happily ever after.

 
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Holy shit! Everything but the rifle things was the solution to the problem………NOT!

 
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So I didn’t have a single solution?

 
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I see. Its a puzzle… hmm.. the solution must be 42.

 
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Incorrect. That is the answer to what is the meaning of life? Not to this one

 
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So I didn’t have a single solution?

 
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The solution is to do nothing.

 
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I have the solution! I will infact, do NOTHING

 
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MAN! I was just about to say that!

is there a second place??

DO NOTHING DO NOTHING!