in the art of war
im a wizard with knifes and a boss in close quarters combat
once i went to a military bootcamp where everyone was given the best rifles to act in it (targets were far away) and the instructors gave me just an old pistol to mock me, but it didnt work
even with that piece of scrap i managed to complete the course in record time and shoot down all the cardboard targets spot on.
yea, even the highest ranking instructors got impressed and said they couldnt never do such magic
in an actual scenario i was surrounded with the best russian special force’s units armed to the teeth and i only had a tranquilizer gun and my hands, while guarding and escorting a hostage back.
with a combination of silent pew pews and body movements, i not only managed to take out everyone (about 8 men, including a major) i also went away without a single scratch and secured the hostage (after a while some weird guys came in helis and picked him up, so i lost him but he wasnt even that valuable anyway).
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