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I'm so skilled

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in the art of war

im a wizard with knifes and a boss in close quarters combat

once i went to a military bootcamp where everyone was given the best rifles to act in it (targets were far away) and the instructors gave me just an old pistol to mock me, but it didnt work
even with that piece of scrap i managed to complete the course in record time and shoot down all the cardboard targets spot on.
yea, even the highest ranking instructors got impressed and said they couldnt never do such magic

in an actual scenario i was surrounded with the best russian special force’s units armed to the teeth and i only had a tranquilizer gun and my hands, while guarding and escorting a hostage back.
with a combination of silent pew pews and body movements, i not only managed to take out everyone (about 8 men, including a major) i also went away without a single scratch and secured the hostage (after a while some weird guys came in helis and picked him up, so i lost him but he wasnt even that valuable anyway).

discuss and share your lack of skills

 
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OMG ur so 1337. plz teach me 2 b pr0 like u.

 
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wtf bro? lol

 
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Originally posted by abraaz:

OMG ur so 1337. plz teach me 2 b pr0 like u.

step 1: be born a pro and train become supreme pro

Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf bro? lol

lol ikr thats y im cult of rolby general

 
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If you went to a real war you’d probably be the first casualty

 
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Originally posted by clumpy:

If you went to a real war you’d probably be the first casualty

No, he wouldn’t even get there. The people on his side wouldn’t really “like” him.

 
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Bullshit, I have all the skillz, it’s in the name.

 
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Originally posted by skiller78:

Bullshit, I have all the skillz, it’s in the name.

You say you have all the skills? All of them?
Prove it.

 
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Proofs or you are lying.

 
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If cesar is not skilled…How’s Rolby still alive from the USA?

Checkmate.

 
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Too bad you aren’t Russian and if you were, you would be slav.