Tips on How to Survive Zombie Attacks page 27 (locked)

Here is the greatest way to survive and im sure no one has said it yet

Bring in the Norris (P.S. if hes a zombie just run in the middle of the zombies and get infected)

they dont eat dogs
use a dog to help get food
from bulding to building

LURE THE DALEKS TO FIGHT THEM!

Zombies: brraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnns……

Daleks: EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Zombie: brains!

Daleks: fire EXTERMINATE!

Zombies: RE-KILLED

ok is this useless, out of wack, or what?!

anyway can anyone give a display of the 4 zombie outbreak classes?

Print most of these pages out and read them and learn them by memory and you’ll be fine as long as you know which ones are a laod of rubbish.

Lots of Zombie Facts

I didn’t actually look at it all.

It’s a link which will give you good facts.

RMcD, you just got post 666 on the thread.

Woot!

I PWN ZOMBIES!

Just because people have said a lot of rubbish about using katanas for close-combat with zombies because it’s light-weight, easy-to-use, etc…

A katana is a HEAVY sword. Yes. Very.
Besides, it would takes years of training to be able to use one properly (IE, you should be able to cut a tree with a single slash).

And where the hell are you going to find a katana anyways?

ur right, id just go to my dads swat station and use his m4, mp7, and usp automatic

oh, and if you want to prepare for whatever is coming go to texas, they have no limit to how many guns you can buy at one time

JUST STAY IF A SAFTY BUBBLE 2000!!!!

and armor is bad idea it just slows you down. if your smart, they wont get you.

and this thread does need to die. PLZ KILL IT PLZ PLZ PLZ

I’m seeing if I can get this locked now.