funniest thing happend in your D&D session

one session i was having a dungeons and dragons game with some people at
my game store. We where haveing a Negotiation with a hafe-orc shaman.
while i was doing it becuse i have a high Chasma of 17.
Then the wizard just jumped and cast a lighting bolt the hafe-orc shaman.
Now the whole tribe is mad at us then locked us up,good thing we escaped since the cages are wooden.

what is the funnyiest thing happend in your sessions?

I don’t play Dungeons and Dragons.

Hahaha. A hardy laugh I shed for you. For you see. Sir Knight. I am a real knight. Sir Knight.

Originally posted by Spoiler_Alert:

HEY SIR_CHAD

SHUT YOUR FUKKEN MOUTH

YOU JEST?!

OMG! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

HEY PARALYSISTERROR

SHUT YOUR FUKKEN MOUTH

NO YOU.

Originally posted by ParalysisTerror:

NO YOU.

lollolololol
no

You’re so funney.

SHUT YOUR FUKKEN MOUTH

facepalm

A bridge collapsed. Leaving the fighter and ranger on the other side of a 60ft. gap from the rest of the party.

We killed a bunch of goblins, then climbed down the 80ft. cliffs and swam to safety when we ran out of healing wands.

It’s troll galore on this thread. I haven’t played D&D but I think I might try it out. It seems to be a lot of fun.

The bard won. We bought my friend free dinner.

Well CrimsonBlaze, what i prefered the advanced 1st edition D&D.
Or try a diffrant edition of D&D suits you better. there are about 5 (the basic d&d don’t count)

note:Path finder is also a great rpg,but i’m going to play it once the Bestiary is out