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avatar for LukeMann LukeMann 12517 posts
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Our rogue was trying to jump a gap. All he needed was a 2 or higher on a d20 to pass. He got a 1, fell in the pit. He rolled 2d10 for damage. 10 and 10. Then he rolled to try and land gracefully. He got a 1 on a d20, thus not reducing any of the damage. He died that day.

Also, the new guy in our party bought a chicken and then slit its throat as an offering to his god.

 
avatar for Talion49 Talion49 3 posts
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The local alchemist has the personifications of ‘Tanis’ from Borderlands, has her way with our alchemist and turns him into a giant fire breathing chicken. He chased us out of town and we never saw him agin.

 
avatar for Talion49 Talion49 3 posts
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the party is sent to take control of a giant earth worm called ‘fluffy’. While bare-backing, the dread pirate throws bad-mix alchemy potions at a light source on it’s side turning part of it’s flesh into pink poodles. Once inside we found out it was a train used by the theives guild.