Random cool game (locked)

Hey! Clubp here! I was in the mood to make a game on a forum and kongreate just popped up in my head! So the game for kongregate is…. ANNOY THIS PERSON! Heres how you play: 1. Check here every monday and see what this weeks victim will be. 2. If that person is not already in your friends list, add them so you can find them. (Your allowed to take them off when its done ) 3. Each time your on kongregate, check your friends list and see if they are online. If not continue about your business. 4. If they are there go to the room they are at 5. Annoy them to death!! Im on alot so I will check if the yare on too and if they are ill go and see if anybody is there annoying him/her. Whoevers doing the best job wins….. A LINK TO A FUN NEW SITE! Good luck and to celebrate that i just came back to kongregate today, todays victim will be deleted! Have fun everybody!

Stalking and annoying a person is not exactly the mentality we want to encourage on Kongregate. Please dont do this. It violates the rules and will only cause problems.

http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct

Ok as much as I dislike, err… tolerate that person, this game is innapropriate and crude… Although it is good to have you back remember you are a mature person now…

Aww man! grumble grumble grumble Okay time for a new game. How about this? Each person who posts say you wish you had blah blah blah. But thats not all you do. Before you do that you must check who posted before you and see what they said they wish they had. Then say something that would not please them if the wish came true. EX. Person 1. I wish i had a wii. Person 2. Granted but im taking all the money out of your bank. I wish I had a computer :P Person 3. Granted but your mommy now kills you because she thinks you stole a second one for no reason And so on and so forth. Ill start us off. I wish I had a million dollars.

he welcome back dude! Ive see nthis game before. its cool. Granbut that mony was stolen from the bank and now all the cops are out to get you. I wish my dog didnt jump on me every time i walked in the door

granted, but now it mauls you and bites your face instead

I wish nothing could possibly go wrong (for me!)

Not granted. Haha.
I wish my computer didnt have content protect.

Granted, but then your parents would go to jail for not preventing you from accessing adult material and then you’d starve because no-one would make you a sammitch. I wish they’d stop making more episodes of The Simpsons.

granted, but then snospmiS ehT comes out (the simpsons spelt backwards)

I wish clubp would go and bury himself alive, shrivel up and die and nobody could say not granted after this post

granted, but he died in a full eclipse, so he came back to life as immortal and killed you.



I wish there would be all tv episodes ever in a good quality in the web (w/o dl off course).

sure, but the porn on internet gets deleted

i wish this wish wasn’t wasted (Waaaaait a second……..:’()

Granted but your new wish was i wish coolspeed was banned. I wish I could walk into my super smash bros game and play as luigi. Also I wish nobody could beat me.

granted but when nintendo found out you were impossible to beat they deleted luigi from everything… somehow

i wish nothing was perfect

wish granted, but as soon as everthing goes perfect your face changes like evry1 elses but mine

i wish i played for memphis

Granted but you broke you legs in a horrific car accident and had to stop.

I wish I had a £100,000,000 =]

granted but when ou buy a massive masion you get lots of bills and you loose it all

i wish i broke my leg

You break your leg… in a fatal car accident.

I wish I have a very slow, painful death. (I hope you know that I’m not serious, but this is still my wish)

granted but its so slow and pain ful that it actually isn’t! pwnt

i wish youd wish

Granted But thw wish just destroys itself in the process… I wish for an Ultimate Computer that cannot Break or go wrong (I WINS)

Right before the wish is granted, the universe is destroyed due to another wish. Now, your computer is the only thing that exists.

I wish that this wish would go horribly wrong.

Granted, but it happened to your identical twin in a strange mixup, possibly creating your twin in the process.

I wish I had ALL the kong badges

granted but people think thats too hard to do and ban u for cheating

there was no school but every1 was educated and had friends

granted, but it happen to everyone in another dimension, and ares blew up. I wish I owned gamestop

Granted, but it goes out of business and you lose millions of dollars from buying it. I wish I had a lifetime supply of ketchup.