Random cool game page 2 (locked)

Granted, but you gain 7,000,000 pounds and die from a heart attack.

I wish i had a taco

Someone took a crap in the beans.

I wish I had a zipline.

It broke.
I wish I had a pet T-Rex ( I will not be eaten )

it crushes you.

I wish I had an unbreakable zipline

It bre- Darn. It slices your throat…Somehow…
I wish I had a watermelon right now.

granted but you die from AIDS because you’re allergic to water melons.
I wish that i had wished for something that could never have a bad side(or bad edge)

Granted, but you never quite know if something has a bad edge or not.

I wish I had a

Granted but someone jacks it and runs over you.
i wish FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beat that

Granted. Your nothing turns into a Pickale and sense your alergic you die.

I wish for a Superhero Paperclip thats golden and has a cape sayd “SP” and will never leave my side!

Guys, I DO hope you realize there is already a topic like this.

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