999 uses for a ceremonial wiccan knife

999 uses for a ceremonial wiccan knife #SUGGEST! #1-stabbing #2-summoning Cthulu #3-using as a screwdriver #4-using as a toothpick #5-suicide #6-cutting your wrists #7-cutting your grass #8-taking cuttings of your flowers #9-sacrificing goats #10- assassination #11- Drawing pentagrams in the dirt #12- In your carpet #13- In sand #14- In wood #15- In flesh #16- Creating scar tattoos #17- Throwing at people #18- Threating people #19- Making you look credible to wiccans #20- Making you look like an idiot to Christians #21- To Muslims #22- To Atheists #23- To Buddhists #24- To Taoists #25- To Nihilists #26- To Sane people #27- To Insane people #28- To Everyone but wiccans #29- Drawing blood for ceremonies #30- And the red cross #31- Sawing through ropes #32- Cutting paper #33- Dropping off the Empire state building #34- Creating etchings

Of course, you have along way to go! Get to it! Chop-chop!

Ahem. Where is your suggestions and help? Hmm?

#35- Writing about

Sepuku… Nvm, you mentioned suicide already.

How about just using it as a knife? Eg. cutting food

nice!
and sepuku is a good suicide. different.

1. - dicing meat
2. - Sepuku
3. - slicing bread
4. - chopping vegetables
5. - executing people
6. - surgery
7. - cutting open peoples chests
8. - cutting people into bits
9. - mugging people with
   Also, I’d like to mention that you shouldn’t continue the list directly.
   Suggest things only.

45 – sharpening a pencil

Skinning paint from walls?

46- Going on about several useless ways to use it =p

Ornamental, cleaning beneath your fingernails, darts

Opening cans

- Juggling
- To spread peanut butter
- To clean your ears
- Whittle a marshmellow stick for a bonfire…

Peeling fruit. Corn-on-the-cob. Getting dirt/other stuff out of the grooves in shoes and sandals

You are one sick puppy… And no I’m not joking, I’m don’t think this is an appropriate forum topic :/

What the hell kind of thread is this :| Oh well…

Umm

….BE MEAN LOOKING TO PUPPIES

omg I’m a horrible person :(

#45 - sharpening a pencil #46 - removing paint from walls #47 - removing wallpaper from walls #48 - cutting a hole through walls #49 - hanging above the fireplace #50 - arranging in a tasteful pattern #51 - cleaning under your fingernails #52 - cleaning under your toenails #53 - throwing at a target #54 - opening cans #55 - juggling #56 - spreading peanut butter #57 - spreading mayonnaise #58 - spreading ketchup #59 - spreading butter #60 - spreading maple syrup #61 - spreading anything spreadable #62 - cleaning your ears #63 - whittling a marshmallow stick for a bonfire #64 - whittling an eloborate carving #65 - whittling a simple carving #66 - whittling a bear #67 - whittling a handle for a knife #68 - poking a fire #69 - carving a table #70 - carving a chair #71 - carving a desk #72 - flaying someone alive #73 - summoning the nature spirit! (remember, it's a ceremonial wiccan knife) #74 - wrenching open boxes #75 - whittling darts #76 - whittling ornaments #77 - peeling oranges #78 - peeling apples #79 - peeling bannanas #80 - eating corn on the cob #81 - eating shish kabob #82 - clearing stuff out of shoe heels #83 - torture puppies (you horrible person!) #84 - making you a horrible person #85 - cutting wires #86 - stirring coffee #87 - flipping pages in books #88 - sliding papers across tables #89 - shaving #90 - cutting hair #91 - castrating someone #92 - popping bubbles #93 - deflating tires #94 - popping balloons

Blowing up

Firewood

95. NINJA SKILLZ! xD (it had to be said)

96. Cultist stuff.

• 97. Throwing at grannies.
• 98. Take it to a airport.

33- Dropping off the Empire state building

Someone threw a penny jar and it had the effect 20x the average canister shot.

99.torture

100. WOOT 100 REASONS YAY!!!!!!!!