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999 uses for a ceremonial wiccan knife

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999 uses for a ceremonial wiccan knife #SUGGEST! #1-stabbing #2-summoning Cthulu #3-using as a screwdriver #4-using as a toothpick #5-suicide #6-cutting your wrists #7-cutting your grass #8-taking cuttings of your flowers #9-sacrificing goats #10- assassination #11- Drawing pentagrams in the dirt #12- In your carpet #13- In sand #14- In wood #15- In flesh #16- Creating scar tattoos #17- Throwing at people #18- Threating people #19- Making you look credible to wiccans #20- Making you look like an idiot to Christians #21- To Muslims #22- To Atheists #23- To Buddhists #24- To Taoists #25- To Nihilists #26- To Sane people #27- To Insane people #28- To Everyone but wiccans #29- Drawing blood for ceremonies #30- And the red cross #31- Sawing through ropes #32- Cutting paper #33- Dropping off the Empire state building #34- Creating etchings
 
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Of course, you have along way to go! Get to it! Chop-chop!

 
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Ahem. Where is your suggestions and help? Hmm?

#35- Writing about

 
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Sepuku… Nvm, you mentioned suicide already.

How about just using it as a knife? Eg. cutting food

 
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nice!
and sepuku is a good suicide. different.

  1. - dicing meat
  2. - Sepuku
  3. - slicing bread
  4. - chopping vegetables
  5. - executing people
  6. - surgery
  7. - cutting open peoples chests
  8. - cutting people into bits
  9. - mugging people with
    Also, I’d like to mention that you shouldn’t continue the list directly.
    Suggest things only.
 
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45 – sharpening a pencil

 
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Skinning paint from walls?

 
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46- Going on about several useless ways to use it =p

 
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Ornamental, cleaning beneath your fingernails, darts

 
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Opening cans

 
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- Juggling
- To spread peanut butter
- To clean your ears
- Whittle a marshmellow stick for a bonfire…

 
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Peeling fruit. Corn-on-the-cob. Getting dirt/other stuff out of the grooves in shoes and sandals

 
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You are one sick puppy… And no I’m not joking, I’m don’t think this is an appropriate forum topic :/

 
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What the hell kind of thread is this :| Oh well…

Umm

….BE MEAN LOOKING TO PUPPIES

omg I’m a horrible person :(

 
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#45 - sharpening a pencil #46 - removing paint from walls #47 - removing wallpaper from walls #48 - cutting a hole through walls #49 - hanging above the fireplace #50 - arranging in a tasteful pattern #51 - cleaning under your fingernails #52 - cleaning under your toenails #53 - throwing at a target #54 - opening cans #55 - juggling #56 - spreading peanut butter #57 - spreading mayonnaise #58 - spreading ketchup #59 - spreading butter #60 - spreading maple syrup #61 - spreading anything spreadable #62 - cleaning your ears #63 - whittling a marshmallow stick for a bonfire #64 - whittling an eloborate carving #65 - whittling a simple carving #66 - whittling a bear #67 - whittling a handle for a knife #68 - poking a fire #69 - carving a table #70 - carving a chair #71 - carving a desk #72 - flaying someone alive #73 - summoning the nature spirit! (remember, it's a ceremonial wiccan knife) #74 - wrenching open boxes #75 - whittling darts #76 - whittling ornaments #77 - peeling oranges #78 - peeling apples #79 - peeling bannanas #80 - eating corn on the cob #81 - eating shish kabob #82 - clearing stuff out of shoe heels #83 - torture puppies (you horrible person!) #84 - making you a horrible person #85 - cutting wires #86 - stirring coffee #87 - flipping pages in books #88 - sliding papers across tables #89 - shaving #90 - cutting hair #91 - castrating someone #92 - popping bubbles #93 - deflating tires #94 - popping balloons
 
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Blowing up

 
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Firewood

 
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95. NINJA SKILLZ! xD (it had to be said)

 
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96. Cultist stuff.

  • 97. Throwing at grannies.
  • 98. Take it to a airport.

33- Dropping off the Empire state building

Someone threw a penny jar and it had the effect 20x the average canister shot.

 
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99.torture

100. WOOT 100 REASONS YAY!!!!!!!!