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My Inner Child (locked)

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I believe we all have inner children in that we all have a part of us that wants to be a child.

By extension, I believe we also all have inner pedophiles (those of us over 18).

What would happen if your inner child was raped by your inner pedophile? These are the kinds of things that keep me up at night.

 
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uh

 
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hmm.

 
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skldfjkldsjf

 
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OH NO! MY INNER SERIAL MURDERER IS TEAMING UP WITH MY INNER PEDOPHILE AGAINST MY INNER CHILD!

 
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I had some free time in school today and my mind kind of…wandered…

 
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dsfjlksdjflksdjflkjsdfldsk

 
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My school unblocked everything but “18+ only” sites because firewalls were messing with research. We constantly use the internet because we’re one of those laptop, 1 to 1 computing schools.

 
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Gives me a lot of opportunity to get on teh “Big Red K”

 
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shrug I figured I’d start a trend. I don’t like calling it “kong,” so I figured “Big Red K” works. And sounds totally bad ass.

 
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Sounds like K Mart

 
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Release your inner child.

 
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Ahahaha^^^

 
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What would happen if your inner child was raped by your inner pedophile? These are the kinds of things that keep me up at night.

O_o

 
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o.O Ok and I’m gonna hide the little child in me.

 
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I don’t have an inner child. I have an inner dragon hatchling. ]B=8P

 
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So you gave birth to a dragon? Or your pretending you did….

 
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well sayng that would mean that those with an inner child gave birth to a child?

 
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asdjljasdkljasdas

 
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No because “inner child” refers to a state of mind whereas you actually said it’s a dragon hatchling.

 
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Can we just talk about wolverines? I don’t wanna do metaphysics right now…

 
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Well… I think discussions on Wolverines should be in another topic. But congratulations on the newborns. :)

 
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May your dragon hatchling have a short life and be in great pain.

 
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^ Meanie. May your inner child kick you in the brain a few times.

 
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It’s topics like this that make me run from the Van, clutching what little sanity I have left.