1. Keep ur words soft and sweet ’cuz u may have to eat ’em later
2. Life is like a box of choccy, u never know what ur gonnna get!
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1. Keep ur words soft and sweet ’cuz u may have to eat ’em later 2. Life is like a box of choccy, u never know what ur gonnna get! … |
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Out beyond ideas of right-doing and wrong-doing there is a field. I’ll meet you there. - Rumi |
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“Time is a great teacher, unfortunately, it kills all it’s pupils.” And here’s my personal philosophy, “Hope for the best, expect the worst.” |
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“How you doing?” |
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You life on the other hand is a box of shit, your aways going to get the same thing! |
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Kick-ass quotes… Or kick ass-quotes? |
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XKCD? |
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Ambition is just a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. |
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“One death is a tragedy, A million deaths is a statistic” -GREAT STALIN |
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Haha, yeah. You deserve a cookie. As for the quotes, I have a bunch on my profile from Kong users! |
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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading” |
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1. Say hello to my little friend! – Scarface |
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“By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail.” |
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I’ll give you a few quotes from a book I’m reading now.
There are loads more but these 4 will do. |
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I have an offer that you cannot refuse. |
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I think it’s time Burger King found an heir to his throne. |
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“It’s not my fault I’m so thin, I suffer from an eating disorder. It’s called “No Money”." |
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“I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.” |
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(freely quoted from memory, whoever gets it gets an e-cookie) |
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“RAWR I JUST PUT IN A USELESS BULLSHEET IN THIS TOPIC” – <insert cool psydonuim that isn’t my real name here> me |
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-Kazuma Kuwabara |
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“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it. " “It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” “It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. " “A witty saying proves nothing.” (purely for the irony) And they’re all from Voltaire. |
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When in doubt, call in an airstrike. |
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! |