Kick ass quotes!

1. Keep ur words soft and sweet ’cuz u may have to eat ’em later

2. Life is like a box of choccy, u never know what ur gonnna get!

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Out beyond ideas of right-doing and wrong-doing there is a field. I’ll meet you there.

- Rumi

“Time is a great teacher, unfortunately, it kills all it’s pupils.”

And here’s my personal philosophy,

“Hope for the best, expect the worst.”

“How you doing?”
“I am your father!”
and last but not least…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Life is like a box of chocolate

You life on the other hand is a box of shit, your aways going to get the same thing!

Kick-ass quotes… Or kick ass-quotes?

Kick-ass quotes… Or kick ass-quotes?

XKCD?

Ambition is just a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

“One death is a tragedy, A million deaths is a statistic”

-GREAT STALIN

XKCD?

Haha, yeah. You deserve a cookie.

As for the quotes, I have a bunch on my profile from Kong users!

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading”

1. Say hello to my little friend! – Scarface
2. You’re face is like a bulldog chewing on a wasp!
3. I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led! – Angels with Dirty Faces
4. You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! – Italian Job

“By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail.”
-Ben Franklin

I’ll give you a few quotes from a book I’m reading now.

From this arises the question whether it is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved. It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.

There are loads more but these 4 will do.

I have an offer that you cannot refuse.

I think it’s time Burger King found an heir to his throne.

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“It’s not my fault I’m so thin, I suffer from an eating disorder. It’s called “No Money”."

“I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”

Wherever you go on sea or land you can never hide from Largo Lagrende

(freely quoted from memory, whoever gets it gets an e-cookie)

“RAWR I JUST PUT IN A USELESS BULLSHEET IN THIS TOPIC” – <insert cool psydonuim that isn’t my real name here>

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“I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”

-Kazuma Kuwabara

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it. "

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

“It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. "

“A witty saying proves nothing.” (purely for the irony)

And they’re all from Voltaire.

When in doubt, call in an airstrike.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!