Kick ass quotes! page 5

More liek cooties, ew

Originally posted by Someguyinworld:

More liek cooties, ew

Cool story, bro

I’m standing firm.

Lets start a revolution Lars- Eddie Riggs (Jack Black)

Want to play a game?- Jiggsaw

I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.-Pulp Fiction.

Most men are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
~CraigKiller

‘’YOU LOOKED AT MY PROFILE!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!’’
commie_commander

“Ho Ho Ho, Now I have a machine gun.”

Remember, remember, the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason
why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot.

So let’s all remember
the 5th of November
The day of Gunpowder, treason and plot.

“If you are attempting to kill me, you are failing.”
~Chris Crippler.

Originally posted by CraigKiller:

Most men are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

~CraigKiller

O hai thar

Originally posted by predatorx687:

Originally posted by CraigKiller:

Most men are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.


~CraigKiller

• O hai thar*

Is she……. REAL!?

“i wanna play a game” ~ Jiggsaw
“ooh a game!” ~ Ryan Higa
“so like… The Sims?” ~ Ryan Higa again

Originally posted by squidward568:

“If you are attempting to kill me, you are failing.”

~Chris Crippler.

“When you think you have won, and everyone has fallen down to your knees, i appear.”
~Chris Crippler.

“Fate dwells in the aftermath of DESTINY!” – James Darton

Originally posted by squidward568:

Originally posted by squidward568:

“If you are attempting to kill me, you are failing.”


~Chris Crippler.

“When you think you have won, and everyone has fallen down to your knees, i appear.”

~Chris Crippler.

“When there is life, there is death. Where there is death, there is me”
~Chris Crippler.

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“Что является этим колдовством?” – ilovepies007

It’s supposed to hurt, it’s an ass kicking!

Great quote

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3373920 -mr objection.

Originally posted by pyro4040:

“Dairy Queen got pregnant cause Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper”

You got pregnant? Awesome.

Originally posted by Nassam:

Look at my profile to see the list but my favorite out of them are

Krysamu: …If one more sentence is brought up—And ALEKSANDER KENDOV KHMIL DOES NOT UNDERSTAND IT—He is going to smack you each with his club of ‘Russian Awesomeness’

Fructose: And you yell downstairs MOOOOM I WAS ON DIABLO HAANG UUUUP

puc4444: Dude this girl made me mad once, and i threatened to dig up her deceased mother

Say hello to hell.

Originally posted by sportsmaster19:

Originally posted by runewarrior:

" I AM YOUR FATHER! "

darth vader

“i am awesome!”

probably me

“im sur i’ll kick your butt in a game of ping pong!”

white and nerdy

Wowbumpwut?

With sm.

Originally posted by Nithos:

DF just earned himself a cookie.

“My name is feared in every dark and dirty corner of this island!”

Ohhh, No fair, you’re using sword master insults.

‘So you got that job as a janitor after all?’

“when in doubt, C4” -jamie hyneman

“make sense, not war” -creepycalf

“POWER OF SUPERMEGADEATHCHRIST COMPELLS YOU” -the angry video game nerd (james rolfe)

Shift that fat ass, Henry, but not too quickly or you’ll swamp the boat. ~George Washington, addressing Henry Knox.