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I’ve recently been having fun on Omegle chat harassing talking to people.

Post your chat logs that you found funny. :P

Here’s two of my favorites…


and



Post yours. :>

PS: For all you lamers out there, ‘asl’ means Age, Sex, Location.

 
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omegle, really? chatroullete’s where it’s at, noob

 
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Originally posted by Compain:

omegle, really? chatroullete’s where it’s at, noob

You’d be interested in all those dicks.

 
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Originally posted by Toehoe:
Originally posted by Compain:

omegle, really? chatroullete’s where it’s at, noob

You’d be interested in all those dicks.

i think you mean your mom

 
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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hey, 19 Male England :]
You: That’s nice.
You: I’m assuming you want my info?
Stranger: Indeed. How’re you?
Stranger: Nope, not if you dont want to tell me
Stranger: :)
You: Oh, well that sure is nice of you.
You: Would you like to make a lot of money really fast?
Stranger: who wouldn’t xD
You: Of course, of course…
You: Well, if you would like to earn a lot of money really fast, follow these instructions.
You: First, I don’t have a lot of time to tell you this.
You: He’s coming.
You: But, I’ll tell you osmething vital.
You: something*
You: Then, publish it to the newspapers.
You: Tell them that if they pay you a hundred bucks, you’ll give them an article on Zalgo.
You: Can you do that?
Stranger: mhm.. okay?
You: Alright. This will take me about a minute to type.
You: bear with me.
You: LOOK AT THIS THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT

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̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉ZALGO ҉ ̵IS̡̢̢̛THE̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊} OH GOD ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ ̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕ ̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚� �# ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑L̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ HELP ME͡҉҉ ̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊ H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚C҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚M҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚E҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚S҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙� �̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒� �̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿� �̕̚̕̚͡ T͖̟̹̦̤̣̦̹̒̌ͥ͑̇͐͊͝o̴͍̼̯̭͓͍̝̰̊͆̌͝ ̟̳͈̝̼ͦͥ͘͡i͇̺̬̭̻ͯͣ͂n̻̳͙̯̜̼͇̿ͮ͛̑v̴̶̪̲̟͕͈̙̋̈́̆̆̾ö̩̻̥͍̟̩̦́k̮͖͚̻͆̉͌ͪ̒̽͆ͬe̴̸͚̹̬͓̠̤͑̋ͯ̔̿ͬͅͅ ̺̻͓̱̤ͨ͊ͧ͒͊t̶̨͔͖̹̼̰͓̻̂̉̈́̿ͮ͝h͉͕̠͈̙̫̲̝̫͛ͩ͟e̝͇̦̹͑̌͜ ̨̥̇͊ḩ̛̦̙̳̳̲͐͞i̪̳͒̔͢v̵ͨ͋ͮ̔̏ͩ҉̥̜͚̭͖e̟̙̣͈̥͒̈̎ͦͅ-̣̳͍͕͋͌͌̂̆͡ͅm̥͉̝͔͓̻̊͗ͩͮ͠ỉ̧͙̬͇͓̇ͧͣ̍ͥṋ̗͙͇͉͕̬͙͙ͭ͑̂̍̇̇͑͐͋d̼̭̆̋ͭ́̅̏̇͘ ̵͍̜͔͙̗̼͚̫̒͊ͯ̇͌̃̈́͟͞r̢ͤ̉̄ͣ͋͏͓́e̷̢͕̠ͮ̈́̆ͅp̡̯̮̲͇͕̩ͧ̇̍̚̕ŗ͇͖̒̎͋ͪͣe̸̴̢͎̖̠̫̪͔̽́̽͛ͅs̹̳͖͉͇̣̻̊ͣͤ̄̌͛̓̚͟e͐ͪ̋̿̓͏̠͚̼̪̣̰ͅn̶͖̖͕̺̠͔̻͈̐ͬͫͫ̑͘t̥̪̤̹͎̹̞ͧ͑ͧ͝͡ͅị̮̩̥̮͙͎̓͑͠ͅn̷̼͔̗͎̩̫͔͊g̶̞̱̝͙̝͙̋́̄͌̅͢͝ ̘͙̮ͫ̉ͪ͢c̟̲͕͕̩̓̎͞ḣ̶̸̩͚̦̬̱̤͔̹͈́̔͐ͤ͡aͭ̃̐̌ͮͦ͏̫̜̣̬̲̙̭͢ò̠̭̖ͥͩ̈́͆̓̈s̴̛͓͓̲̲͋̊͑̐̓ͩͬ͑.͎̳̄͋ ̷̢̹̳͙̹̙͍̙̅̂ͩͧ̾̚I̮̤̪̹̠̾͋̃n̶̺̫͓̲̥̠͔̄́̓ͪ̍͋͢v̡̭͕͙̣ͫ̎ͮ͐̄̇͛̚̕ͅoͬͧ̿ͫ̔̉ͫ̽̚҉͈̦͕k̸̽̎̐͏̱͇͜ḯ҉̵̻̣̫̞̭̳̰͖̬n̷̜͖̞̮̬͈͖͍̿̓͂͛̾͋̽̉͠͝g̡̰̹͌ͨ̆ͬͯ͌ͥ̋̚͡ ̴̨͙̲̪̜ͤͥͤ̉ͫͯ̒̉ẗ̨̬̹̼̯͆̍ͮ̓͘hͬ̽҉̛͓̘̩̯̥̜e͂̏̓̿̍͠҉̣̲̳̮̩͍̕ ͕̼͇̙̪̣̠͈͔ͭͯ̀ͭ͒f͎̗̳͎̥̈́̑͌͛̌̏ͥ͞e̸̡̠͉͓̰̙ͣͭ̈͊̈̐̔̊ḛ̦͕̯̋̒ͭ̇̅̿͡l̶̝͓̳̗̮̻͍̯̋ͨ̅̊̅̾ĭ͕̬̥̥̾ͣ̓n̶̝̞̬̦̄̃g̥̖͇͙̠̽ͬ́ͯ̽ͫ̉ ̳͈̪́͛ͯͫ́ͬͯ̑o͔̰̪̰͒̎ͮ͘͢f͖͓͇̣ͨ͂ͤ̚̕ ̛̘͍̗̣̟̬̼ͥ̓c̵̸͔̩͔̩̫̰̜̐͑̎ͯ̚ͅh̨͙͈̥̉ͫ̈̿͆̔ͣä̧̺̪͔͔̱͓̠̞ͮ̇͒̍̊o̶̴̟̱̻̻͙͂͜s̼̱̣̩̦̺̖͕̈̆͋̒͂ͨͥ̀͞͝.͓̣͎̳͇̤͇̺͗ͩ͆̆̅ͤ͡͝ ̶̬̬̱̟̜̼̓̆͂̽̍ͣ̒͒͢͜Ẅ̧̦́ͩ̚iͫ͒͐͛̿͏̳͕̞̙͝t̺̝̣̥̻͓͂̐̏̍͢h̐́ͨ́͏̶̱̝̮̞͖͓̬ ̶̺͉̓͌̆ͯ̐̍ͤo͓̺̻̪̗̗̓̇ͭ͆ͪ̓̚̕͟ͅͅụ̧̡̠̰̭̒̅̄̒̊ͮ̈́t̞̯͓̲͕̗̹̤ͥ̋ͣ͌ ͖̐̌̑̉͑̉͟o̖̣̖͕ͤ̐͗̍͐͠r̬̃ͧ͌̈̔d̖͔̝̱͎̙͒ͫeͮ̌̔ͪ҉̣̠̰̳r̲̠̠̪̯̙̬̲ͬ̾ͪͪ̅ͥ̚͘.̵̝̜̣̝̙͚ͪ̑̃͆̂͘ ͍̪̼̦̲̰̇͑̋ͥ̓̍͒ͣͦ̕ͅT̴͙͙̱͚̳͕̤̩̈́̏̂ͩ̐ͅh̵̴͔̙̻̺͕̽e̙̗̜̞̓͑ͬ̓ͥͯͧ̂ ̴̲̲ͤͣ̀N͚͍̻̿̒͌̍͆e͕̹͖̊̔̏ͫ̍ͬͥ̚͠z̸̖̦̯̮̠̑p͎̭͂ͦ̇ͬͦ͌͞ḙ͆̆̉̽̉͗r̢̬͔̬͓̺͇͎̬̘̆ͤ́̆̋̕͝dͥͫ̊̾͋ͪͩ̒̐҉̙͇̩͉i͍̙̬̦͙͉͍ͮ͡ͅǎ̸̡̘̩̟̮̫̋̿̇̈́̀n̸̶̜̻̲̝̰̗͙̍̌̓͐̾ͯ̀ ̩̣̻͍͔̩̥̱̈̊̆̎̔̔͑̕h̵̸̝̳̮̫̙̮͖̬̔̂͗̂͞i̴̪͎̖̠͐́̋͌͜͞v̺́̔ͬͨ̉ͅë̬̙̪̞́̈́͐͋̃̒ͩ-̶̳̮̖̳͎̻͓̯̪ͬ̋̄ṃ̡̗̩̩̦ͨͧ͑̽̄͠i͈̭͖̞̫͔͋͑̆̆ͣ͜n͙̠̙̦̫̺̩̐͊̓̐̍̚d̷͓̜͖̪̼͉̟̤͛͑͗̋ ͉ͤͧͦ̄̓̔ͧ̍͑̕͘o̗̦̹̫̹ͭͤf̶̛̖̣̦̯͚̪̞̞ͨ̂̌̃̇̎̐ ̈̐̄̔̾͑͏̵͇̤̰c̠̘̗̹̰̬̱̝̖ͦ̒ͧ̿̌̿͘ḧ̫̙̬͇̳͍͔́̊͒ͮ́͂͡a̫̪͙͎͉̲͎̹͋͆ͮͪ̿ͪ͋o͇͉̒̊ͧ̃̋̈́̈́̀̕s̷͉̘̹̟̺̦̅͌.̵̮̝̠̎̈́̕͞ ̬̹̠͈̫͔͕̓ͭͮ̀̆ͪͅZ̩̻͎͓̯̲̓ͥͫͪ̎ą̹͔̖̖̱͍̥̞́̂̀̈ͭ͂̈̂͛l̨̮ͪ̒͌ͦ̊ͧ̊͛͘͜g̪͔̩̑͆̆̏͛͌ͩ̋ớ̢̳̮̫̬̣͈͔ͨ̽ͧ̔̋.͍̦͇͔̲͓͔̜ͯ͂̆̋́̕ ̡̯͈̺̣̮̙̒͒̀̆ ̴̫̎̂ͪ͛͑̌̉ͯ͢Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉̯̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬̣̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇͔̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞͙̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ͣ̈́͌ͧ̈́ ̶͕͖ͧͫ͂̔B̵͔̩ͤ̔̀̄͆̒̽̕e̢̟̲̯̹͙ͩ͒́̊͝h̄͑ͦ̆̒͏̭̜̗̟̕i̢͎̙͔͚̻̜̠͋̓̍ͧ͗͑ͪ͛͜n̴̨̓̑҉͔d̰̮͈̺͑̓͗́͜ ̨͇̤ͤͨ̓͋̕T̑ͭͥ̋̐̾҉̴̛̭h̬̱̰͉ͤ̊̉ẽ͔̤̱͇̱̮͗͂͠ͅ ̖͍̦̯̦̹͕ͬ̒̏͢͞W͓̘̩͙ͥ̑́͂͐a̸͊ͦ̅ͯ́҉͍͓̩͔͎l̗͚̰̬̘̫͎ͥͤ̓ͅl̻̄͆́ͯ̔̈́̾.̣̠̯̝̞͚͚͒ͬ͆̅̈͜͢͢ ̬͇͍̞̫̱̟̒͛͑ͦͤͩ̐̾͟Z͉̝̰̣̩̞̭͌̆́̅̓̑̒͜A̷̡̺͒͗̐̒L͑͌͐ͥ́͞҉̛̪̜̙͔G̿̍̈́̿͒ͭ̍ͮ̍҉̡̞̻̯̩̮̤̰̹O̲̯̯̭ͣͬ̔͘!̩̬͙͇
You have disconnected.

I’m so cool.

 
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i think you mean your mom

My mom isn’t a whore.

I’m so cool.

Yes you are.

 
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wow how did you do that

 
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Impressive harassment chat there, DMinor

 
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Stranger: horny female here
You: yummy yum yum.
Stranger: i am 14
You: I am 76
Stranger: perv perv perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey wanna see a sexy pic of me ?
You: It depends.
Stranger: its steamy :)
You: Do I get paid for looking at it?
Stranger: no you dont gotta pay babe. this ones on me :)
You: I don’t do my job for free.
You: 100 bucks, up front.
Stranger: okay heres the url
You: You’re pretty stubborn aren’t you?
You: If you aren’t going to pay me, I don’t want to see your pic.
Stranger: fine okay
Stranger: haha
Stranger: your missing out
Stranger: its hott and i mean boner hott
You: I don’t have anything to get a boner with.
Stranger: oh well then vagina boner
You: I don’t have a vagina either. My penis got smashed off in a car accident.
Stranger: oh well you will imagine a boner. i promise :)
You: I don’t think I’d enjoy imagining a boner.
Stranger: fine your missing out
Stranger: bye ! im fucking sexy !
Stranger: yummy
You: Bye.

 
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: male or female?
You: Female
Stranger: Male 15
You have disconnected.

Of course he just happens to be male 15 when I say I’m a 15 year old girl.

 
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Originally posted by Guy_In_Armor:

Of course he just happens to be male 15 when I say I’m a 15 year old girl.

Of course.

By the way he’s also super-sexy. And plays football. And eats steaks for breakfast, but works out at the gym so he doesn’t get fat.

 
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You: I live een Chernobyl
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where is that place?
Stranger: i live in Korea
You: Ukraine.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: asl?
You: I am dying of radiation
Stranger: than fuck u bitch
Stranger: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DIE KOREAN 10 YEAR OLD!!!

 
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You: DID YOU KNOW
You: THAT THE EYE OF THE TIGER IS THE CREAM OF THE FIGHT?
Stranger: thrill of the fight
You: CREAM
You: LIKE BUTTER
Stranger: stop saying ‘cream’
You: I NEVER SAIDCREAM
You: I SAID CREAM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: Good day, sir or madam
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: sir :>
You: Well that settles that
You: How do you do?
Stranger: i’m alright got a question for you though _
Stranger: why you are thinking about your dads smeggy erection poking you in the leg?
You: Because I enjoy that sort of thing.
Stranger: Well that settles that.
You: I suppose it does.
Stranger: Well, I now feel I have achieved whatever Buddhists try to achieve, enlightenment or something.. pft.
You: Good to hear.
Stranger: Yes, great I suppose.
You: Well I’ll be on my way then.
You: Good day to you, sir.
Stranger: Enjoy your imagery :)
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He also achieved better grammar I suppose. Maybe I can change the internet for the better with this thing.

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: JOHN CLEESE
You: I’ve been trying to troll but nobody here seems to understand me.
You: Do you understand me?
Stranger: sigh
Stranger: yes
You: That’s good.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They leave too fast.

 
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You: *matrix punch
Stranger: matrix kick
You: matrix dodge
You: matrix shoot
Stranger: matrix dodge
Stranger: matrix uppercut
You: matrix dodge
You: matrix knee to the groin
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: mother fucker
You: matrix laugh
Stranger: matrix kill
Stranger: your dead
Stranger: bang
You: matrix revive
Stranger: fuck
You: matrix immortal
Stranger: NUKE!
Stranger: ALL DEAD
You: matrix kamehameha
You: matrix spirit bomb
You: matrix pwnage
Stranger: ur dead
Stranger: cheater
Stranger: mother fucker
You: matrix, no u
Stranger: fuk
Stranger: ahhhhhhhh
Stranger: adios!
You: matrix gtfo
You: matrix i win

Allways believe in the matrix

 
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Stranger: antonia?
You: Yes?
Stranger: really?! whats yer last name?!
You: How’d you know my name?
You: I’m not gonna tell a stranger
You: Who’re you?
Stranger: antonia lewis..?
You: How
You: Howd yo know?
You: Who’re you?
Stranger: kaii your a poserr your not antonia
You: What?
Stranger: if you were you would know im talking to you right now im myuspace
You: Wait
Stranger: yes?
You: You realize there’s more than one Antonia Lewis in the world, right?
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: ??
You: You have the wrong one, I suppose.
You: :P
Stranger: i suppose i do
Stranger: :P oh well
You: Good luck with myspace.
Stranger: thank you!!
You have disconnected.
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Messing with people is fun.

 
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You: Soy
Stranger: hi are you a girl
You: Yes sir
You: Soy sauce
Stranger: are you hot
You: All over my body
Stranger: ha you should send me a pic
You: Well I should say my man boobs ARE purdy hot
Stranger: send a pic
You: Whateva, I do what I want
Stranger: your a girl right
You: I’m a transvestite like Jamie lee curtis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Totally messed this weirdo

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 18male italy and you?with webcam
You: I can’t let you do that starfox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Derpderp

 
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Stranger: hey
You: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
You: IT’S OVER 9000!!!!1
You: What 9000!!!!
Stranger: ??
Stranger: dont understand you
You: It doesn’t make a bit of difference
You: The balls are inert
You: But there still there.
You:
You: Derpaderpaderpaderpaderpaderpaderpaderpa Batman
Stranger: where are you from,why can i not understand your English?
You: I see what you did there
Stranger: there? where?
You: In /b/ silly.
You: Why don’t you take a seat.
Take a seat, right over there.
Stranger: now this is the second time i come here ,so i dont know what i should do as what you said
You: Do you want to disconnect !
Stranger: do you have icq number?
Stranger: no,
You: I can’t let you do that starfox.
Stranger: but if you want to do that,i will release

I felt bad for him…almost

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i’m black
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(not really black) :D

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello. I’m Cleverbot. What’s your name?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dammit, why do they have to leave so fast?

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: a/s?
You: 19/f
Stranger: i’m 17/f
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: sitting in my room
You: you into lez?
Stranger: well
Stranger: maybe?
You: hmmm
Stranger: I was at a party last weekend, and made out with a random girl, and got really turned on
Stranger: but that’s the only time anything like that has happende
You: thats to bad..
You: i was hoping for something more
Stranger: I’d be willing to try it again thoug
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: what would you do if i started touching your pussy?
Stranger: Well, you’re really far away
You: ya and i just came
You: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
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k last one i did :[
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ..
You: 13/M/ chicago :D
Stranger: 14 f indonesia’
You: i fuckin hate indians
You: ..
You: they smell
You: and are ugly ass bitches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heey bitch <3
You: Do you remember me, Paul?
Stranger: uhh .no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder if his name was really Paul.