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Wow, reading through this thread’s pretty awesome. I thought it got locked though? Whatever. I’m currently working on some stuff to actually contribute here.

 
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One letter can change everything.

…it went through that lag.

 
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It’s getting old…

 
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I think I posted this in the pony thread b4lock, but I dunno.
So… Uhm… Here

 
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when faggots lack intelligence it amuses me. 10/10 GotterakaThing

 
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I’ve been going around asking people if they have “the stuff”, this has been the best one so far:

 
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this is mine:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: M

Stranger: Hi

You: yo

You: im female

You: i luv u <3

Stranger: Age?

You: type faster fucking slowbro

You: 16

Stranger: Luv u 2

You: okay

You: where u live?

Stranger: Usa

Stranger: U?

You: wow

You: fucking fat american

You: i fucking hate ur race

You: netherlands ftw

You: go back to ur hamburger

Stranger: Ur a stuck up bitch

You: i only like non-americans

Stranger: I wil

You: fuck u

You: gaysexual idiot

You: go eat it

You: i dont want to see u anymore

Stranger: And i wil roll around in all of my money

You: whahahahaha

You: we have more money than u

Stranger: And bomb ur shitty nation

You: u americans are poor pig eaters

You: whahahha

You: our armies are bigger

You: and we have european union

You: were boss of european union

Stranger: Fuck eu

You: we will defeat america in 2 days

You: fuck gaymerica

Stranger: Bunch of pussies

You: we will reconquer new york

You: ur mom

You: idiot

You: ooh, y so quiet?

Stranger: The fucking mongolians took u ovr

You: dissed?

You: wahhahaha

You: lmao

Stranger: U weak sits

You: learn history stupid american

You: turks didnt even came close netherlands

You: we defeated all their armies

Stranger: The mongols werent turks u retard

You: and resurrected the holy roman empire

You: its the same

You: dumbass

You: they come from same place

Stranger: No its not

You: fucking dumb american

You: yes it is

You: dumbass

You: go learn history

Stranger: Turkey and mongolia r far away

You: whahahahha

You: lmao

You: dumbass

You: dumb dumb dumb dumb

Stranger: If ur werent such a dumbass u would no that

You: i know better history than u

You: turks dont come from turkey

Stranger: No u r a fucking shit

You: turks come from netherlands

You: but they invaded the byzantine empire

You: and took over their lands

Stranger: Turks r fucks

Stranger: No

You: yes

You: i know better than u

You: dumbass

You: im history teacher

You: at biggest university

You: of world

Stranger: And then the byzNtine fucking came back and destroyed them

You: wtf?

You: tthhey didnt

You: dummb gayreek

Stranger: Ye

You: they didnt

You: learn history

You: fucking greek dumbass

Stranger: Lol

You: stop preteding ur american

Stranger: Luv u bye

You: fuck u

You: stupid turk

You: /greek

You: /american

Stranger: Have a great day

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
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Apparently saying you hate MLP causes people to hail Satan.

 
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do you have a kik murderer

 
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The best.

 
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None of these are funny.

 
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logs.omegle.com/5f1358f

 
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Question to discuss:
Women are tools. True or False?

Stranger 2: yea

Stranger 1: False

Stranger 1: Of

Stranger 2: they belong in the kitchen

Stranger 1: Og*

Stranger 1: Fuck you

Stranger 2: now go make me a sandwich

Stranger 1: Like that will happen

Stranger 2: kyle is that you

Stranger 1: Slut is that you?

Stranger 2: yea your slutty mom is here

Stranger 2: sucking the dick

Stranger 2: like a slut that she is

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 
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lolol i sed kurwa

 
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Question to discuss:
I’m 14 and I got pregnant(please don’t judge, I know I made a huge mistake :( ) I’m so scared to tell my family. What should I do?
You: Kill urslef
Stranger: talk to them, it’s unavoidale anyway
You: no
You: Kill yourself.
You: Suicide is the answer.
You: Also
You: “:( )”
You: You got a huge mouth
Stranger: if they freak out, get some help, google self help groups etc in your area. it will come out eventually anyway, good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
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Stranger: hi

You: GET ON THE GROUND, CRIMINAL SCUM

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: what do you pay?

You: YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

You: I AM THE LAW

Stranger: i doubt that

You: GET DOWN BEFORE I FUCKING PUT YOU DOWN

You: AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

Stranger: no

Stranger: show me your legitimation

You: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL

You: THEY’LL MAKE YOU DROP THE SOAP

You: THEY’LL MAKE YOUR A MAN

You: THEY’LL ALSO MAKE YOU THEIR BITCH, SAWN

You: [Burning Rope by Genesis lyrics here]

Stranger: who do you work for?

You: I WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER

You: SHE GAVE ME A BAR OF SOAP TO CLEANSE YOUR VOCABULARY

You: SHE ALSO CHEWED SOME GUM AND SLID IT ALL UNDER MY CAPS-LOCK KEY

Stranger: that’s mean

You: NO, IT’S THE MEDIAN

You: I’M TAKING YOU BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MATH CLASS

You: THAT HAIRY, KINKY TEACHER YOU HAD WILL BE PLEASED YOU HAVE RETURNED

You: HE’LL TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND FIT YOU A PAIR OF OLD FASHIONED PANTALOONS

You: HE’S ROLE PLAYING THE FUCKING COLONIAL TIMES WITH YOU, NOW, BOY

Stranger: I’m no boy douche! I’m a chap

You: HE’LL BE GEORGE WASHINGTON, AND YOU’LL BE GENERAL WILLIAM HOWE

You: NO, YOU’RE NOW FRENCH, ENGLISH BOI

You: YOU’RE GEL DOUCHE

You: SHAMPOO

You: POOP

You: SHIT

Stranger: like a french-english boy?

You: A KINKY, SWEDISH ONE

Stranger: or like a french boy and you assume i’m english right now?

You: YOU’RE STILL FRENCH

You: NOW MAKE ME SOME FRIES

Stranger: french fries?

You: NO, I SAID SQUID

You: YOU’RE GOING TO DRAW AND ANIMATE ME A HENTAI

Stranger: no

You: And I’ll draw you Aaron Hanson and Jon what’s-his-face fucking in a bath tub filled with feline feces

You: ROBOT JOX WAS THE BEST WESTERN MOVIE EVAR

You: Meatspin.com

You: Rule34.paheal.com

You: 4chan.org

Stranger: the chewing gum’s dead

You: IT HAD NO LIFE FORCE

You: IT CAME BACK AS A VENGEFUL SPIRIT

You: NOW I’M IN A CREEPYPASTA

You: FUCKIN’ SKELETON JUST DID THE CHARLESTON OUT OF MY CLOSET

You: I’M A SCARED AND DUMB PROTAGONIST

You: OH GOD, A GENERIC SCAWRY MONETUR IS CUMMING THROUGH MY WINDOOR

Stranger: are you an actor or something?

You: I’M PEWDIEPIE

You: OR ROBBAZ

You: I MEAN, SWEDES ARE RELATED TO GERMANIC TRIBES, AND SINCE I’M FROM ONE, THEY ARE TECHNICALLY MY BITCHES

Stranger: i’m confused

Stranger: and german by the way

Stranger: hi

You: YOU’RE GERMAN

You: WELL GET OUT OF TOWN! ASL?

 
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I couldn’t edit this into my previous post because the quote and code shits and giggles got fucked up when I tried.

Question: "Does anyone know what a “Germany” is? I looked all around for one. In dictionaries, on the web. I just simply cannot find anything that tells me what a ‘Germany’ is."

Stranger 1: it’s a special icecream flavour

Stranger 2: ur dumb. no joke. its a place like the u.s. smart dumb retarded cookie

Stranger 2: hehez:)

Stranger 1: it’s has a nasty taste, you don’t want to try it, really

Stranger 1: *it

Stranger 2: no joke stranger is right

Question: Anyone know what a ‘question’ is? I looked all around for the definition. I search through dictonaries, on the web, and even on Reddit! I simply cannot discern what a ‘question’ is!

Stranger 1: a question is a

Stranger 1: is a

Stranger 1: holy fucking shit

Stranger 2: mindblown

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: what the fuck is a question

Stranger 1: um

Stranger 1: its a

Stranger 1: statement

Stranger 2: a question is a sentence that requires an answer, i guess

Stranger 1: that asks something

Stranger 1: or yeah what he said

Stranger 2: she*

Stranger 1: OKAY SHE

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 1: gosh

Stranger 2: bye

I did a video thing with random strangers (I did none of that webcam or mic, I used the chat)
The first guy was some Middle Easterner in fatigues on his bed talking to his wife
The second guy was fapping on his couch
The third guy was some Hispanic faggot jamming out
The fourth was a pedophile under his bed sheets giggling
The fifth was three German guys singing about Hitler. Naturally, I spammed “Sieg heil!” Over and over again
The sixth were three women fluffing their hair
The seventh was an old man slapping his monkey on camera
The eighth was… actually a fine looking lady. I axed ASL
The ninth was a Russian man fapping in bed
THE END

More to come soon

 
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