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Mansmany, that was actually a rather entertaining discussion you had.

Wow, reading through this thread’s pretty awesome. I thought it got locked though? Whatever. I’m currently working on some stuff to actually contribute here.

One letter can change everything.

…it went through that lag.

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It’s getting old…

I think I posted this in the pony thread b4lock, but I dunno.
So… Uhm… Here

when faggots lack intelligence it amuses me. 10/10 GotterakaThing

I’ve been going around asking people if they have “the stuff”, this has been the best one so far:

this is mine:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like sex.

Stranger: M

Stranger: Hi

You: yo

You: im female

You: i luv u <3

Stranger: Age?

You: type faster fucking slowbro

You: 16

Stranger: Luv u 2

You: okay

You: where u live?

Stranger: Usa

Stranger: U?

You: wow

You: fucking fat american

You: i fucking hate ur race

You: netherlands ftw

You: go back to ur hamburger

Stranger: Ur a stuck up bitch

You: i only like non-americans

Stranger: I wil

You: fuck u

You: gaysexual idiot

You: go eat it

You: i dont want to see u anymore

Stranger: And i wil roll around in all of my money

You: whahahahaha

You: we have more money than u

Stranger: And bomb ur shitty nation

You: u americans are poor pig eaters

You: whahahha

You: our armies are bigger

You: and we have european union

You: were boss of european union

Stranger: Fuck eu

You: we will defeat america in 2 days

You: fuck gaymerica

Stranger: Bunch of pussies

You: we will reconquer new york

You: ur mom

You: idiot

You: ooh, y so quiet?

Stranger: The fucking mongolians took u ovr

You: dissed?

You: wahhahaha

You: lmao

Stranger: U weak sits

You: learn history stupid american

You: turks didnt even came close netherlands

You: we defeated all their armies

Stranger: The mongols werent turks u retard

You: and resurrected the holy roman empire

You: its the same

You: dumbass

You: they come from same place

Stranger: No its not

You: fucking dumb american

You: yes it is

You: dumbass

You: go learn history

Stranger: Turkey and mongolia r far away

You: whahahahha

You: lmao

You: dumbass

You: dumb dumb dumb dumb

Stranger: If ur werent such a dumbass u would no that

You: i know better history than u

You: turks dont come from turkey

Stranger: No u r a fucking shit

You: turks come from netherlands

You: but they invaded the byzantine empire

You: and took over their lands

Stranger: Turks r fucks

Stranger: No

You: yes

You: i know better than u

You: dumbass

You: im history teacher

You: at biggest university

You: of world

Stranger: And then the byzNtine fucking came back and destroyed them

You: wtf?

You: tthhey didnt

You: dummb gayreek

Stranger: Ye

You: they didnt

You: learn history

You: fucking greek dumbass

Stranger: Lol

You: stop preteding ur american

Stranger: Luv u bye

You: fuck u

You: stupid turk

You: /greek

You: /american

Stranger: Have a great day

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Apparently saying you hate MLP causes people to hail Satan.

do you have a kik murderer

The best.

None of these are funny.

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Question to discuss:
Women are tools. True or False?

Stranger 2: yea

Stranger 1: False

Stranger 1: Of

Stranger 2: they belong in the kitchen

Stranger 1: Og*

Stranger 1: Fuck you

Stranger 2: now go make me a sandwich

Stranger 1: Like that will happen

Stranger 2: kyle is that you

Stranger 1: Slut is that you?

Stranger 2: yea your slutty mom is here

Stranger 2: sucking the dick

Stranger 2: like a slut that she is

Stranger 2 has disconnected

lolol i sed kurwa

Question to discuss:
I’m 14 and I got pregnant(please don’t judge, I know I made a huge mistake :( ) I’m so scared to tell my family. What should I do?
You: Kill urslef
Stranger: talk to them, it’s unavoidale anyway
You: no
You: Kill yourself.
You: Suicide is the answer.
You: Also
You: “:( )”
You: You got a huge mouth
Stranger: if they freak out, get some help, google self help groups etc in your area. it will come out eventually anyway, good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: GET ON THE GROUND, CRIMINAL SCUM

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: what do you pay?

You: YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

You: I AM THE LAW

Stranger: i doubt that

You: GET DOWN BEFORE I FUCKING PUT YOU DOWN

You: AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

Stranger: no

Stranger: show me your legitimation

You: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL

You: THEY’LL MAKE YOU DROP THE SOAP

You: THEY’LL MAKE YOUR A MAN

You: THEY’LL ALSO MAKE YOU THEIR BITCH, SAWN

You: [Burning Rope by Genesis lyrics here]

Stranger: who do you work for?

You: I WORK FOR YOUR MOTHER

You: SHE GAVE ME A BAR OF SOAP TO CLEANSE YOUR VOCABULARY

You: SHE ALSO CHEWED SOME GUM AND SLID IT ALL UNDER MY CAPS-LOCK KEY

Stranger: that’s mean

You: NO, IT’S THE MEDIAN

You: I’M TAKING YOU BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MATH CLASS

You: THAT HAIRY, KINKY TEACHER YOU HAD WILL BE PLEASED YOU HAVE RETURNED

You: HE’LL TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND FIT YOU A PAIR OF OLD FASHIONED PANTALOONS

You: HE’S ROLE PLAYING THE FUCKING COLONIAL TIMES WITH YOU, NOW, BOY

Stranger: I’m no boy douche! I’m a chap

You: HE’LL BE GEORGE WASHINGTON, AND YOU’LL BE GENERAL WILLIAM HOWE

You: NO, YOU’RE NOW FRENCH, ENGLISH BOI

You: YOU’RE GEL DOUCHE

You: SHAMPOO

You: POOP

You: SHIT

Stranger: like a french-english boy?

You: A KINKY, SWEDISH ONE

Stranger: or like a french boy and you assume i’m english right now?

You: YOU’RE STILL FRENCH

You: NOW MAKE ME SOME FRIES

Stranger: french fries?

You: NO, I SAID SQUID

You: YOU’RE GOING TO DRAW AND ANIMATE ME A HENTAI

Stranger: no

You: And I’ll draw you Aaron Hanson and Jon what’s-his-face fucking in a bath tub filled with feline feces

You: ROBOT JOX WAS THE BEST WESTERN MOVIE EVAR

You: Meatspin.com

You: Rule34.paheal.com

You: 4chan.org

Stranger: the chewing gum’s dead

You: IT HAD NO LIFE FORCE

You: IT CAME BACK AS A VENGEFUL SPIRIT

You: NOW I’M IN A CREEPYPASTA

You: FUCKIN’ SKELETON JUST DID THE CHARLESTON OUT OF MY CLOSET

You: I’M A SCARED AND DUMB PROTAGONIST

You: OH GOD, A GENERIC SCAWRY MONETUR IS CUMMING THROUGH MY WINDOOR

Stranger: are you an actor or something?

You: I’M PEWDIEPIE

You: OR ROBBAZ

You: I MEAN, SWEDES ARE RELATED TO GERMANIC TRIBES, AND SINCE I’M FROM ONE, THEY ARE TECHNICALLY MY BITCHES

Stranger: i’m confused

Stranger: and german by the way

Stranger: hi

You: YOU’RE GERMAN

You: WELL GET OUT OF TOWN! ASL?