[Game] Would You Rather? (locked)

Ok. This is a fun forum game. I post a would you rather question ex.Would you rater die of drown and die or burn and die? And then the next person to post posts the answer the question and another would you rather question. I’ll start:

Would you rather drink urine or smear crap on your own face?

smear crap

would you rather marry your aunt, or live with tibetian monks for 7 years?

Live with the monks.

Would you rather eat a guppy or a cat?

A guppy.

Would you rather have a four-hundred pound fat person skydive and land on you, or would you rather kill yourself with a spork?

Geez, the spork.
(Y’know I’m not the only one that can reply to then next post.)

Would you rather be seen naked on national television or ‘touch’ your mother in naughty ways?

be seen on television. what type of sick person are you btw?

Would you rather kill a person with a flash grenade and throwing knives or a Spear?

the spear (more torture)

would you rather gain a lot of weight and go on “the biggest loser” or get a bad hobby and go on that home fix-em-up show?

biggest loser

would you rather die of a magical puppy or a magical kitty

The puppy.

Would you rather be Asian or Chinese?

If you already are pls don’t answer.

lol.

Chinese are asian.

So that’s not really a choice.

Would you rather sacrifice another beeing than die?

Sacrifice.

Have “happy fun time” with… Micheal Jackson or Greg?

Greg. I could use the blackmail… =P

Die from fire or water (drowning)?

Fire.

Would you rather die a virgin or die at birth?

at birth.

would you rather kiss an ugly woman or a dog.

THe ugly woman. PReferably whilst drunk.

Would you rather make out with someone of your own sex, or get a kick in teh balls?

Kick in the balls. They always aim to high or low.

Would you rather use your eyes to beat someone to death or strangle them with your intestines.

Use the eyes.

Would you rather not have a computor or a phone?

Phone.

Would you rather commit fraud or a robbery?

Fraud.

Would you rather have to file for bankruptcy or shoot several close family members?

id shoot close family members

would you rather die of starvation or boredom

starvation at least i can die slightly happy :/

would u rather eat a poisoned taco or a poisoned cheeseburger

poisoned cheeseburger cuz i hate tacos

would u rather die for betrayal of comrades or die in war

id rather be taken as a prisoner of war

poison burrito or poison brownie that tastes like dog crap

burrito i hate brownies

would you rather eat yur crap or drink ur pee when ur stranded on an empty island with searing heat

I’d rather we get this away from tacos, shit and piss.

Would you rather commit evil for the greater good, or commit no evil at all?