The Van story time!

We had a hilarious show at The Van today, and we would like to share it with you guys.

Badd: Maybe it’s time to go camping.

Badd: We only know the city where Greg lives, but not his address.:(

Badd: 1337 Awesome Road?

ampkit: he lives at Baker Street 27419

Badd: “There he is! Get him!”

ampkit: runs

ampkit: GOTCHA!

Badd: angry mob of Drone Wars haters rampage over

ampkit: kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick kick

fire3312: i would like to kick amp

ampkit: kicks fire3312

ampkit: kicks fire1337

Badd: Opens Coke and drinks while repeatedly pressing Greg’s doorbell

ampkit: greg opens door

ampkit: greg gets punched in face

ampkit: greg:“OW!!!!!!!”

Badd: Hi Greg!

Badd: Greg: HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!?

Badd: Eat THIS!

Juze: Sorry, I am late.

Badd: rockets come out of nowhere

Juze: EEK! Runs

ampkit: rockets fall on Juze

Badd: blows up Greg’s satellite

Juze: Explosion

Badd: Greg: NOOOOOOO MY TV!!

ampkit: activates protection field

Juze: Uses Bubble Shield

Badd: Greg: Okay, OKAY! I"ll make a better challenge!

Badd: Greg: Platform Racing 2 or Monsters Den?

Juze: Platform Racing 2!

Juze: No.

Juze: Wait.

Juze: Both.

Badd: Greg: works all night to make both challenges

Badd: with 10 badges on each one

Juze: No. I think 25.

Badd: And gives everyone who camped at his house a million points and dollars

Badd: And makes them all admins

Juze: Thanks greg. Now give me 100 cookies.

Badd: Badd makes Greg slave by threatening a perma-ban on him

ampkit: is an admin BYE

Juze: Juze makes the ban unbannable

Badd: steals Greg’s cookies from pantry

Juze: Every ban

Juze: Destroys Trojan once again

Badd: Maybe we can say hi to him?

Badd: HI GREG!?!?!?!?!

Juze: Hi greg, give me another 2000 cookies.

Badd: Since you’ll be looking over the chatlogs later, make better challenges next time.

LinkinParkGamer: police appear out of now where

Juze: Oh, and I will give you this 1 million dollars back, so you can run Kongregate.

Badd: As you have seen in the past chat messages, you know what damage can be done to your TV.

Juze: And where did you come from?

Badd: And those cookies, were good, by the way.

Juze: Oh, we forgot Jim and Emily…

Juze: Well, let’s make us as creators of this site, because we have admin powers.

Juze: Oh, and you police, can go away, as we now are the owners of Kongregate.

LinkinParkGamer: police disappear

Badd: I want to see Greg’s expression when he reads this.

Badd: It will surely make his day.

Badd: Knowing that his pantry has been raided and his satellite destroyed.

THE END!

Man those cookies were good.

Could this fail any more?

It could have involved weaboo’s and cocaine overdoses.

When I saw the title I thought greg would be part of the conversation, but I was mistaken. :/

Greg-fantasies ftw? :)

FTL.

And darn, my calculations were off. I thought I would hit 3k posts when you were in the mid 1820s. Stupid variance.

You look at post count?

Spam up the game threads if it means that much to you. :P

Not only does he look at them, he has calculations about them.

Post Count is everything aC moves hands in circular motion Everything

any ways yeah not that funny dont like old chat logs because i’m never in the conversation.

I used to think that post count was everything. I had approx. 400 per month a while back. I slowed down. A lot. XD

Oh no they be stealin mah cookies D:

3/10 must try harder

lololololololol

fail, sigh maybe next time

I doubt next time would be better. :P

not very funny try harder.

Alright, we might do another soon. ;)

Things added in (text here) are added after the show to the text by Juze.

Another story (Might not be good, and it really isn’t hilarious):

The Van Show 2:

Juze: Now we must go camp to Emily’s house. (We never did visit it… Duh.)

Juze: And make Emily to let everybody play Kongai.

boop536: kicks juze how you like that for a show

Badd: Visit

Badd: http://.myminicity.com/ (Removed by Juze, Trojan messed up my fake link.)

Badd: Or I’ll whip you!

boop536: gets the steam roller and runs over juze whilst he’s on the ground

Badd: 1 minute time limit!

Badd: On your marks.

Badd: Get set!

Badd: Visit!

LinkinParkGamer: gets a rocket launcher and blows up juze’s steamroller

Juze: Hey! I don’t have a steamroller! Boop has! (This has been added to the story, it was not said.)

Badd: And if you visited, you get a prize.

Badd: It’s a surprise, though!

boop536: lol badd your place sucks

unknown92: No u.

Badd: One minute has passed!

unknown92: Naw, actualy it does suck =/

Badd: Who visited?

unknown92: Me.

boop536: lol me

Badd: Alright…

Badd: The prize is…

Badd: (drum roll please)

Badd: A customer appreciation ticket!

boop536: lol chepo

Badd: Use it for your real prize!

Trojan: Hello Please.

boop536: hi!

Trojan: O Hai.

Badd: So next time you want a prize, use this ticket to redeem it.

Trojan: I visited.

Trojan: Do I win yet?

boop536: i want a prize

Badd: Ok…

unknown92: I WANT MY PRIZE NAO

Badd: Here goes…

Badd: I APPRECIATE YOU!

Trojan: WOOOOOO!

Badd: WOOHOO!

Badd: Now wasn’t that just grand?

unknown92: Meh. Moral of the story: Do not go to Badd’s minicity.

Trojan: Ima go to it every day now.

Badd: :(

Badd: But…

Badd: But…

boop536: shoots badd in the head isn’t that a great prize?

Badd: goes emo

boop536: gives badd back his knife

Juze: OMG IT’S TROJAN AGAIN!

Trojan: FFS.

Juze: Deletes Trojan!

Trojan: o…o

Trojan: Why me.

boop536: it’s fun

Badd: joins other emos at the Emo Corner © ™ ®

boop536: yay emo corner

Badd: does emo things

unknown92: I thought someone recently blew it up..cant remember who it was

boop536: ME!

Badd: No, that was the Barrens Chat.

boop536: i blew up lots of things

Laxaria: lol im bored

Badd: OK.

Badd: (DO NOT!) Visit my minicity then.

boop536: burn things that helps me pass the time

Badd: :)

Trojan: How many times can we visit per day?

boop536: once i think

Trojan: DANG.

Badd: Haha.

LinkinParkGamer: deletes every virus in the chat box

Badd: Visit it or join me at the Emo Corner© ™ ® and you won’t be bored :)

Trojan: Dammit.

Trojan: You wait until Alka gets here.

boop536: yay i hate viruses (LOVE! :D) my comp has one and it randomly restarts :{ (:})

Badd: :)

boop536: it makes me sad (Happy.)

Badd: :|

LinkinParkGamer: Emo Corner© ™ ®

Badd: Yup.

Badd: First…

Badd: goes emo

Trojan: o…o

unknown92: Infect boop first

LinkinParkGamer: blows up Emo Corner © ™ ®

Badd: Second…

Trojan: Okaaaay.

Badd: joins other emos at the Emo Corner © ™ ®

Badd: Third…

Badd: does emo things

Trojan: Travels to boops PC

boop536: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Caps lock and ! added.)

boop536: blows up my pc

Trojan: Indeedy.

Trojan: Runs to Emo Corner

LinkinParkGamer: blows up Emo Corner © ™ ® with an atomic bomb

Trojan: DAAANG.

Badd: No, it’s Emo Corner © ™ ®.

Badd: Remember that, kids.

Trojan: Indeed, Emo Corner© ™ ®.

The Van Craziness (Man this was crazy)

LinkinParkGamer: how many teens do you think would kill themselves if bebo crashed

LinkinParkGamer: ?

Trojan: About 29052527.

Badd: No offense, but Bebo sounds kind of stupid.

Trojan: I don’t have one THANK GOD.

Badd: Bee-Bo

Badd: Alright.

Badd: New order from king.

Badd: Whenever thy word Bebo is spoken, thou must snicker.

Badd: snicker

boop536: snicker

Quinny357: snicker

Badd: Hey guys, do you like Bebo?

Trojan: snicker

Badd: snicker

unknown92: Whenever anyone snickers, you must type Bebo.

boop536: snicker

Trojan: snicker

Badd: Bebo

boop536: bebo

Quinny357: bebo

boop536: snicker

Badd: snicker

Trojan: snicker

boop536: bebo

Quinny537: bebo

boop536: snicker

LinkinParkGamer: i wouldn’t give a cr-p if bebo crashed to be honest snicker

boop536: snicker

Quinny537: bebo

Trojan: eats snicker

boop536: me either

Trojan: Mmm.

Badd: This could go on for days.

Trojan: Indeed it could.

boop536: bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*bebo snicker*be

Badd: be.

Trojan: SNICKERRRRR

Badd: goes to bebo and snickers

Badd: Bebo.

Badd: snicker

Trojan: snicker

boop536: snicker

yay me i’m in this one :D

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eh… what?

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i’m in it have a look, i’m the on beating up jude with my steamroller and foot

booooooooooo i joined in to late to be involved in the convo… :{

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