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My dog's testicles are stuck in a mousetrap (locked)

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Go to /x/
It’s /b/’s refuge.

 
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That Chihuahua is a tanooki, not a dog

 
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ye

 
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Use a crowbar.

 
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If his balls are stuck hes in deep trouble oh and BTW no kids for him XD

 
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I lol’d from just reading the title

 
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Sympathise.

 
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Originally posted by llama_man:

a horse tranquilizer dart

You just have those lying around?

 
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Originally posted by Guy_In_Armor:
Originally posted by llama_man:

a horse tranquilizer dart

You just have those lying around?

They’re my Lunesta.

 
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You should have had him neutered in the first place, but since we are already into the situation:
Go to your refrigerator and get a piece of steak.
Go to your medicine cabinet and get sleeping pills.
Cut up the sleeping pills and sprinkle over steak.
Throw steak at dog.
Wait until dog eats it.
Dog falls asleep, carefully remove mouse trap.
Get duct tape and ice pack and tape the ice pack to the dog’s genitalia.
Use duct tape to repair hole in tire, get air pump to fill it back up.
Leave 4 year old child with your old man next door neighbor whom you have never spoken to and has a beard.
Drive to vet.

 
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Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

You should have had him neutered in the first place, but since we are already into the situation:
Go to your refrigerator and get a piece of steak.
Go to your medicine cabinet and get sleeping pills.
Cut up the sleeping pills and sprinkle over steak.
Throw steak at dog.
Wait until dog eats it.
Dog falls asleep, carefully remove mouse trap.
Get duct tape and ice pack and tape the ice pack to the dog’s genitalia.
Use duct tape to repair hole in tire, get air pump to fill it back up.
Leave 4 year old child with your old man next door neighbor whom you have never spoken to and has a beard.
Drive to vet.

It’s like a freakin’ escape game!

 
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Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

You should have had him neutered in the first place, but since we are already into the situation:
Go to your refrigerator and get a piece of steak.
Go to your medicine cabinet and get sleeping pills.
Cut up the sleeping pills and sprinkle over steak.
Throw steak at dog.
Wait until dog eats it.
Dog falls asleep, carefully remove mouse trap.
Get duct tape and ice pack and tape the ice pack to the dog’s genitalia.
Use duct tape to repair hole in tire, get air pump to fill it back up.
Leave 4 year old child with your old man next door neighbor whom you have never spoken to and has a beard.
Drive to vet.

I don’t have any sleeping pills

 
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Originally posted by llama_man:

I don’t have any sleeping pills

You have horse tranquilizers.

 
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Originally posted by Darkir:
Originally posted by llama_man:

I don’t have any sleeping pills

You have horse tranquilizers.

i already used my only one.

 
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Throw a boot at it.

 
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I don’t have any sleeping pills

Find any medicine that says drowsiness may be a side effect, and slap them on the steak then.

 
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Assert your dominance.
Bite it back.
Harder.

 
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Bite it
Harder

Make sure to bark at it, that can be quite arousing

 
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Originally posted by Darkir:

Assert your dominance.
Bite it back.
Harder.

I’m too scared to bite it back so i think i will get my 4 year old to do it for me. Thanks for the idea

 
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It’s been 4 hours since he first posted this. I doubt the dog has been stuck there for that long. Therefore, this thread is most likely faked. ^_^

 
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Originally posted by Darkboy5846:

It’s been 4 hours since he first posted this. I doubt the dog has been stuck there for that long. Therefore, this thread is most likely faked. _

Oh man, are you serious?
Dang, all my helpful creative posts are worthless now.

 
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Hmm i remember that this was posted a few weeks ago.

 
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Originally posted by Omnigears:

Hmm i remember that this was posted a few weeks ago.

say what?