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The Official Mountain Dew Thread page 11

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I’m craving some Dew right now, but I don’t have any. I haven’t had any for weeks. :(

 
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Originally posted by Negative_Man:
Originally posted by TheRoflWaffle:

OJ_Didnt_Dew_It

OHHOHOHOOHOHOlame.

ur mom is lame

 
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I got a supply of Voltage on Sunday and it’s about half full (or half empty) and I just had a 24 oz can of the normal stuff today. There is never a wrong time to enjoy a dew.

 
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Add me to the list of Dewnies.

FOR NARNIA MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

 
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I’m trying to make my parents dewnies but they don’t like Mountain Dew

How should I force them to like it

 
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Ram it down their throats
The taste should convert them

 
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Annoy them everyday telling them to drink mountain dew

 
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Place mountain dew bottles around their room and use mountain dew phrases when talking to them.

They will be pressured to drink it.

 
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They probably drank the shitty Mountain Dew like Diet and Mountain Dew Blue

Make them have Regular and Code Red

 
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It glows.

It’s radioactive.

 
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I pour my mountain dew on a pan.
Cook it.
Then there should be this white powder…
Snort it.
Feel the dew

 
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So guys, I wore this shirt to school

And I actually found other dewnies! I couldn’t believe it. I bet you are all jealous.

 
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I am an official Mounty/Dewnie.
You all are haters if you don’t like mountain dew!!!11!1
I totally drink it, can I have attention for being in the Mounty club?

 
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Am I a dewny if I drink other non-dew drinks?

 
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Originally posted by Noddles:

Am I a dewny if I drink other non-dew drinks?

No, only Mountain Dew, make sure to read the labels! They have the best plot, the characters develop so much over every chapter!

Make sure not to un-cap just yet, un-capping can look bad if your parents walk in.

 
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Voltage is the best flavor.

 
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I like the original and code red flavours.

 
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URGENT:
I HEARD MOUNT DEW MAKES YOUR DICK SMALLER
Is this true?

 
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Dewnies are really nice people, you see

 
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Originally posted by OMFGPwned:

Dewnies are really nice people, you see

That’s what you want people to think, when in reality all of you are simply in it for the rule 34 Mountain Dew bottle images.

You freaks.

 
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I wanted to try a Mountain Dew for the first time in years a few weeks ago
The vending Machine was out of everything but Diet Coke
;_;

 
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Dew is always there to help

 
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Dewnies are the best

 
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Originally posted by MyDreamName:
Originally posted by OMFGPwned:

Dewnies are really nice people, you see

That’s what you want people to think, when in reality all of you are simply in it for the rule 34 Mountain Dew bottle images.

You freaks.

Actually, statistics show only 3% of Dewnies like R34 Mountain Dew.

Proof: