craptionScript.useitor(die);

Hai!

I want to introduce to you a new intarwebs meme that I invented (along with smigbob)

It is called craptionScript

What you do is use serveral AS stuff such as stop(); or .();

Examples:

stop(breathing);
mahlazer.fire(on);

or this very title!

Everyone must use this craptionScript or die

Credits:

SevereFlame – Inventor
Smigbob – Co-Inventor

First use of craptionScript

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5662/firstcraptionscriptwt5.png

EDIT:

SPREAD THE WORD! USE THIS:

<a href="http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/2566"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6453/craptionscriptbannerxq2.png" border="0" alt="CraptionScript.useitor(die);"/></a><br/>

he.invented but I.developed(realWell);

it.fun(i.wontStop);

(idea = cool) just . (no/spam)
(i = bad.at.this)

I think that this is the best forum,either that or Kongregate (the forum).

smigbob.hope = craptionScript.fad != spam.alot;

(spam = error self distruct)

In case you’re wondering, != means not equal

ok my bad

Ok,this is turning into a spam thread

Let’s discuss.

I’m making a banner for craptionScript. Spread the word! (Once it comes out)

Isn’t this AS?

on (release) { anger }

The new banners are out!

getURL(“pr0nsite.com”)

if (hunger==hungry) { eat(food) }

_lock.thread(please);

_lies.I(kid);

banner.isNice(thanks.SevereFlame);

if smigbob.isCool {do.aLittleDance;
}else{
go.screwYourself}

banner.put-on(site.please);

Put this banner on your site please!

Dim Var Text As String

btntext1.OnRead()
Text1.Text = “I’m bad at AS, so you get VB 6.0 Code”
btnexe.OnRead()
btnexe.exe(SYSTEM RAPE!!!!)
Me.Close()

if smigbob.getsSite {willUse.banner}

severe.needs (keep.inMind) == smigbob.cameUpWith(wordCraptionScript);

If Care
Var Text = “CraptionScript was just ported to VB 6.CRAP”
Else
Var Text = “GFY”

I want to introduce to you a new intarwebs meme that I invented (along with smigbob)

It isn’t known around the web. NOT A MEME LAWL

if (this==meme) { suicide(); } else { hooray++ }

This is actually just pure AS nonsense.

if Flare_X = talk { kill } else { warn };

\\if we put every thing in comments like this were still talking in
\\ craptionscript but it’s easyer to read

craptionscript is (retarded) this.thread=lock

I=dislike(“banner”) if me(promise)“makebetterbanner” use “blur” to make (“yayz”)

if austin1216 = talk { kill } else { warn };