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avatar for Nicholas98 Nicholas98 1682 posts
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on the internet,its illegal to bump topics that are 2 or so months old. [because this got bumped]

 
avatar for ChuckNorris57 ChuckNorris57 325 posts
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1) in Canton, Ohio, you only have 1 hour to report ur missing tiger to the athorities.

2) in Alabama, bear wrestling mathes are outlawed

3) in the UK, MPs are not allowed to wear armor in Parliment

4) in Washington, its illegal to pretend one’s parents are rich

5) in Galveston, Texes, you cannot land your airplane on the beach

6) in Brookefield, Wisconsin, it is illegal to use another person’s cell to make a prank call

7) in Acworth Georgia, all citizens are required by law to own a rake.

8) in West Virginia you can take home roadkill for dinner.

9) in Tennessee it is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.

10) in 2002 the Greek goverment passed a law that accidentally banned all electronic games.

11) in Cheyenne Wyoming, it is illegal to spit on the stairs of a school.

12) in Michigan, the last sunday in June is officionally known as log cabin day.

 
avatar for temerario temerario 338 posts
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9) in Tennessee it is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.

Lol, thats weird i mean who whould catch fish with a lasso?

 
avatar for ChuckNorris57 ChuckNorris57 325 posts
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thats why i sed it. this is for funny and stupid laws. that one. is both.but it is true… tho i dont see why they passed it…

 
avatar for zmmaji zmmaji 646 posts
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ArcaneCoder made those rules.

 
avatar for arcane45 arcane45 1 post
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in Arkansas its illigal to pronounce Arkansas ar-kahn-saws

 
avatar for kirdaiht kirdaiht 7475 posts
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it is illegal do die inside buckingham palace. (could be an other palace, I am not very sure)
On kongregate, it is illegal to bump a topic in your first post.

 
avatar for krakken321 krakken321 713 posts
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in america it is illegal to buy or sell meat of domestic animals but it is legal to eat the meats of domestic animals

 
avatar for Minnakht Minnakht 32710 posts
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the law stated it was legal to purchase alchohol at 18 but illegal to consume it before 18.

That is actually a good idea, you know.

 
avatar for dasmitimsad dasmitimsad 1759 posts
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I think (heard this a while ago), it is perfectly legal to shoot and scotsman with a bow and arrow on a sunday in England or wales or some place around there.

 
avatar for ZombieLuigi ZombieLuigi 14072 posts
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Originally posted by jacobxXx:

rape is legal in iraq

two things, you got your avatar from the obesity rap and two isn’t it illegal everywhere? Stupid law: In carmel califorina you need a permit to wear high heels.

 
avatar for roflcoptertyler roflcoptertyler 2305 posts
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in winnipeg it is illegal to be naked in your house with the blinds up.

 
avatar for Genis_TM Genis_TM 308 posts
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In Kansas it’s illegal to crossbreed animals with humans through genetic cloning.

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avatar for Genis_TM Genis_TM 308 posts
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WEIRD ONES BOLD

All in Connecticut:

A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.

A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces

Balloons with advertising on them are illegal in Hartford, Conn.

Bloomfield, Conn: It’s against the law to eat in your car.

Cattle branding in the United States did not originate in the West. It began in Connecticut in the mid-nineteenth century, when farmers were required by law to mark all their pigs.

Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Druggists in Connecticut must pay $400.00 each year for a license in order to use alcohol in compounding prescriptions.

Guilford: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

Hartford: You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands

In colonial times, Hartford, Conn., had an ordinance that allowed any resident to rent the town chain for 2 pence.

In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.

In Connecticut it is illegal to pirouette while crossing the street

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

In Hartford, Conn., it’s illegal to plant a tree in the street.

In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

In Simsbury, Conn., it’s illegal for a politician to campaign at the town dump.

It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. (sorry emo guys)

It’s illegal to clam at night in Connecticut.

New Britain: It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

Southington: Silly string is banned. (OH EM GEE)

Strangers in Simsbury, Conn., were required, under an ordinance enacted in 1701 and only recently
repealed, to leave town within a month unless they had at least 20 shillings to their names.

The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Lol)

This state still retains an old law forbidding any kind of “private sexual behavior between consenting
adults.”

Under the Code of 1650 in the New Haven Colony (in what is now Connecticut), a 16-year-old boy could be put to death if he “cursed, struck or disobeyed” his parents or was “stubborn or rebellious.”

Waterbury: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

You may not educate dogs. (Arrest them dog trainers)

 
avatar for Jabor Jabor 11355 posts
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I counted several duplicates in your list.

 
avatar for narfnin narfnin 6333 posts
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The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Lol)

It’s so the stupid-gene isn’t passed on.

 
avatar for Marh Marh 13620 posts
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Originally posted by Jabor:

I counted several duplicates in your list.

Not to mention he had a whole section for Connecticut, and then had another couple for Connecticut later on in the list. Trying to give Connecticut a bad look, obviously.

 
avatar for Genis_TM Genis_TM 308 posts
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Originally posted by Marh:
Originally posted by Jabor:

I counted several duplicates in your list.

Not to mention he had a whole section for Connecticut, and then had another couple for Connecticut later on in the list. Trying to give Connecticut a bad look, obviously.

Connecticut sucks, maybe?

Duplicates to get the point across. (There is maybe like, 3 dupes in that list. I saw two, didn’t look too hard. Find more? Show me)

 
avatar for Princess123 Princess123 207 posts
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Originally posted by ChuckNorris57:

1) in Canton, Ohio, you only have 1 hour to report ur missing tiger to the athorities.

2) in Alabama, bear wrestling mathes are outlawed

3) in the UK, MPs are not allowed to wear armor in Parliment

4) in Washington, its illegal to pretend one’s parents are rich

5) in Galveston, Texes, you cannot land your airplane on the beach

6) in Brookefield, Wisconsin, it is illegal to use another person’s cell to make a prank call

7) in Acworth Georgia, all citizens are required by law to own a rake.

8) in West Virginia you can take home roadkill for dinner.

9) in Tennessee it is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.

10) in 2002 the Greek goverment passed a law that accidentally banned all electronic games.

11) in Cheyenne Wyoming, it is illegal to spit on the stairs of a school.

12) in Michigan, the last sunday in June is officionally known as log cabin day.

I believe Texas is spelled with an A

 
avatar for hero122 hero122 6259 posts
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Originally posted by floaton:

it is a illegal for a scotsman to walk into parliment with a bow and arrow

its illeagle for anyone goddanggit!!