Discuss. I think he is a child… IMO

(btw, this is just a random question because I always see my lil’ bro watching Spongebob)

Another question, is Patrick a child or an adult?

He’s a sponge.

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He owns a house.
He plays with bubbles.

Therefore, he is classified as “Goofy Goober”

He’s a sponge.

OMG?!?!?!? HE REALLY IS A SPONGE?!?!?! I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!
Seriously…. A child or an adult? And Goofy Goober is not accepted… .’

He drives a car! he must be an adult

Man-Child-Sponge

Seriously…. A child or an adult?

Sponges are not children or adults.

He drives a car! he must be an adult

No he doesn’t.

He drives a car! he must be an adult

WRONG… He fails at the driving test. Failed every single one. So maybe hes not a child! Maybe he is an aduld (mix of child and adult)

He’s obviously a two-dimensional anthropomorphic representation of a sea sponge.

Or, if you believe some people, he is distilled homosexuality.

He drives a car! he must be an adult
No he doesn’t.

In the movie he does!

He drives a car! he must be an adult
No he doesn’t

In the movie he does!

That is not a car… He’s driving a mobile burger…

Spongebob is an adult sponge.

Remember he is in boating school, What 12 year old do you know owns a house and works at a fast food restaurant while learning how to drive?

Let me point one tiny thing out that nobody seems to have noticed.

This. Is. All. Set. In. An. Underwater. World. Where. There. Are. Houses. Made. Of. Pineapple.

You cannot apply logic to that.

But look at other episodes, he is soooooooo a child!

(btw, I gotta go off Kong for a few minutes maybe 30 minutes but please STILL DISCUSS!)

Ok fine he doesn’t drive a car but he’s still an adult since he has a part-time job

This. Is. All. Set. In. An. Underwater. World. Where. There. Are. Houses. Made. Of. Pineapple.
You cannot apply logic to that.

And That is why it is called a CARTOON
And I suppose Patrick Is An Adult as well

He goes to school sometimes.

He has a job.
He goes to boating school.
He has a house.
His parents are FREAKING 40 YEARS OLD.
He has a pet snail because he’s too hyper to get a real wife.
HE GROWS A MUSTACHE IN THE MOVIE. (Oh wait, that was seaweed. Nevermind)
He gets wasted in the movie.
When he wakes up in the movie, he has a 5 O’ Clock shadow.

I think he’s an adult. Oh, don’t forget he has “woot woot” with his boating teacher. (My sources may have come from YouTube)

He works, he wears a tie, he lives alone.

Definitely an Adult.

1. His parents are FREAKING 40 YEARS OLD.

My parents are 41 and 43 and i’m only 16.

2. He has a pet snail because he’s too hyper to get a real wife.

No matter what, under ANY circumstances would anyone marry him, even if I believed he WAS an adult.

3. He gets wasted in the movie.

Yeah, off of ice-cream and dancing with a giant peanut.

4. He has a job.

Believe it or not, my 12 year old friend has a job (at a diner) , and I was able to get a job at 14.

While i’d love to see him as an adult, I believe he’s a kid.

EDIT:

5. When he wakes up in the movie, he has a 5 O’ Clock shadow.

So maybe he’s 16 like me and rapidly grows facial hair. I’m still a kid. At least on the inside :)

6. He goes to boating school.

If he was indeed 16, he could go to boating school.

7. He has a house.

Can you say rich parents?

He is an adult. He lives without his parents and has a job and is getting ready to drive. I dont know if that standards change underwater, but that is my opinion.

He is child like but science he works at the crusty krab he must be atleast 16. and he can drive so 16 atleast.

You are applying real-world logic to a cartoon. If we did that, the Hulk would be a mass of tumoured flesh and Wile E. Coyote would be dead.