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Ask me a question and I will give you a stupid answer. (don’t expect them all to be funny)

 
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My arms has being separated from my body and buried in a graveyard somewhere in the world. What do I do?

 
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Why does a pound of feathers still sound lighter than a pound of rocks?

 
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Originally posted by CowFriend:

My arms has being separated from my body and buried in a graveyard somewhere in the world. What do I do?

Ask Osiris for his death story

 
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Originally posted by CowFriend:

My arms has being separated from my body and buried in a graveyard somewhere in the world. What do I do?

go find it

Originally posted by 91238576T27:

Why does a pound of feathers still sound lighter than a pound of rocks?

feathers are softer

 
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I have a foot long creature on my leg, how long will it take for it to die?

 
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Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by CowFriend:

My arms has being separated from my body and buried in a graveyard somewhere in the world. What do I do?

go find it

Originally posted by 91238576T27:

Why does a pound of feathers still sound lighter than a pound of rocks?


feathers are softer

Rocks are soft too. Some people sleep on them.

 
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Originally posted by djrockstar:

I have a foot long creature on my leg, how long will it take for it to die?

As long as it lives

 
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These rocks are UNAUTHENTIC and HOMOSEXUAL!

 
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My eyes is so hairy how I can make them rock hard?

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T27:

My eyes is so hairy how I can make them rock hard?

shove something rock hard in your eye sockets

 
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Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by 91238576T27:

My eyes is so hairy how I can make them rock hard?

shove something rock hard in your eye sockets

I can’t! What should I do?

 
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Originally posted by 91238576T27:
Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by 91238576T27:

My eyes is so hairy how I can make them rock hard?

shove something rock hard in your eye sockets

I can’t! What should I do?

find out a way to make it so you can

 
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Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by 91238576T27:
Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by 91238576T27:

My eyes is so hairy how I can make them rock hard?

shove something rock hard in your eye sockets

I can’t! What should I do?

find out a way to make it so you can

I can’t find it! What should I do?

 
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Why are stormtroopers always missing their targets?

 
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Originally posted by Seesine:

Why are stormtroopers always missing their targets?

If they could hit thier targets then the movie series would end too early

 
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Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Why are stormtroopers always missing their targets?

If they could hit thier targets then the movie series would end too early

So they’re trained not to hit their targets?

 
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Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Why are stormtroopers always missing their targets?

If they could hit thier targets then the movie series would end too early

So they’re trained not to hit their targets?

The movie editors don’t allow the lasers to hit thier targets

 
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That “guaranteed” hurts my eyes.

 
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Originally posted by SwagToast:

That “guaranteed” hurts my eyes.

wasn’t garunteed to hurt your eyes though

 
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Thinking up retarded questions is hard, what do I do about it?

 
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Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by SwagToast:

That “guaranteed” hurts my eyes.

wasn’t garunteed to hurt your eyes though

It’s still wrong. Fix it peasant.

 
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Originally posted by SwagToast:
Originally posted by stormtrooper261:
Originally posted by SwagToast:

That “guaranteed” hurts my eyes.

wasn’t garunteed to hurt your eyes though

It’s still wrong. Fix it peasant.

it was supposed to be