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Boner in the morning

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Does anybody know why i have a boner everytime i wake up in the morning?

I don’t have any wet dreams, so how can i stop it?

 
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Morning wood is normal.

 
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Here is your answer.

 
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Originally posted by Seesine:

Morning wood is normal.

I know but it’s embarassing when my mom sees me like that, and i have to walk like a retard so she can’t notice it.

 
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It means your junk is working as intended so who cares.

 
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Meh. Its normal like everybody else is saying it is. So stop complaining that your normal,bro.
lolol.jpg

 
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Originally posted by Aikaaa:

It means your junk is working as intended so who cares.

 
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Originally posted by NEITOPHEN:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Morning wood is normal.

I know but it’s embarassing when my mom sees me like that, and i have to walk like a retard so she can’t notice it.


Imagine this with your dick
do the same with your dick and your boxers/underwear

 
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Does anybody know why i have a boner everytime i wake up in the morning?

You were having sex with a ghost.

 
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Succubus/Incubus!

 
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So what? I can’t start the morning without one.

 
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Originally posted by 3nd0fL1n3:

So what? I can’t start the morning without one.

You need to get yourself some coffee.

 
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just wait in ur bed until the boner is gone. simple.

 
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Originally posted by Rolbyhan:

just wait in ur bed until the boner is gone. simple.

my boners are very longlasting, so waiting would make me have to stay in bed for 10 mins.
but anyone barely notices i have one when i come out.

 
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Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by Rolbyhan:

just wait in ur bed until the boner is gone. simple.

my boners are very longlasting, so waiting would make me have to stay in bed for 10 mins.
but anyone barely notices i have one when i come out.

probably cuz ur dick is small lol.

 
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I have a bunch of solutions.

1. Use a long shirt that covers the necessary amount of pants.
2. Get pants with pockets, put your hands in the pockets and walk official-like
3. Get pants that have a somewhat default relief. That way, your cock won’t stand out too much.
4. Learn to control the Penis

 
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Or just fap when you get up

 
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The day you don’t have a boner is when you should worry.

It means your junk is in fine working condition.

 
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It also means girls will giggle really loudly if they see your boner.

 
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Ever heard of the term morning wood? It happens to all of us guys at least once.

 
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Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

Ever heard of the term morning wood? It happens to all of us guys at least once.

You poor males.
It must be so awkward to walk around

 
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Originally posted by Jennym_aa:
Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

Ever heard of the term morning wood? It happens to all of us guys at least once.

You poor males.
It must be so awkward to walk around

You poor females it must be awkward to have blood come out of your private part every month.

 
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Originally posted by Rpoman2009:
Originally posted by Jennym_aa:
Originally posted by Rpoman2009:

Ever heard of the term morning wood? It happens to all of us guys at least once.

You poor males.
It must be so awkward to walk around

You poor females it must be awkward to have blood come out of your private part every month.

It’s not noticeable
But it’s very annoying

 
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Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

It’s not noticeable
But it’s very annoying

But what if it just starts when you’re in school or in public?

 
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Originally posted by Rpoman2009:
Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

It’s not noticeable
But it’s very annoying

But what if it just starts when you’re in school or in public?

What kind of person doesn’t have pads with them