TerribleToaster
14796 posts
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I’m thankful for flamethrowers.
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Cizinec
1989 posts
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im thankful for imaginary friends because they make me feel like i actually have a purpose in life
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ritzfitz91
21551 posts
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TerribleToaster
14796 posts
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Originally posted by ritzfitz91:
John Stamos

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pink_princess
5357 posts
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I’m thankful that Joyce Polson who lives in Glace Bay NS, ordered 4 pizzas in August 2004. And recycled 87% of her recyclable paper in February 2007.
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FullMeasureZam
1763 posts
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Originally posted by pink_princess:
I’m thankful that Joyce Polson who lives in Glace Bay NS, ordered 4 pizzas in August 2004. And recycled 87% of her recyclable paper in February 2007.
I thought you’d be more thankful for the child that survived your fetal deathtrap.
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pink_princess
5357 posts
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Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by pink_princess:
I’m thankful that Joyce Polson who lives in Glace Bay NS, ordered 4 pizzas in August 2004. And recycled 87% of her recyclable paper in February 2007.
I thought you’d be more thankful for the child that survived your fetal deathtrap.
Indeed I am, but the responses in this thread were jokes so I decided to play along. Besides, real thanksgiving was in October.
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AlextheGreat13
15411 posts
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I’m thankful that I live on a planet with a breathable atmosphere. Anywhere else would suck.
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oXx_SwagYolo...
37 posts
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Makilio
10287 posts
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I am thankful for all of the attractive guys I see on a daily basis.
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Shoru500
404 posts
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I am thankful for everything I have in life, and everything that has happened, both positive and negative. Because them negative things just make you a stronger person in the future.
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BobTehStoner
416 posts
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Originally posted by Shoru500:
Because them negative things just make you a stronger person in the future.
Not true, what if you lost all your muscles
Then you wouldn’t be very strong anymore, would you
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tman12
2213 posts
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That dish that consists of sweet potatoes, brown sugar, and marshmellows. I’m not sure what it’s called…so I’m calling it endoplasticmasticspasm
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Eelee
1845 posts
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I’m thankful for the Internet, even if there are lots of shitty things there.
And having a house to live under, an iPod Touch, and that I’m getting an XBOX 360 for Christmas.
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FireAndSunshine
233 posts
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I’m thankful to be born a white male in America.
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Schmoofz
182 posts
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I’m thankful for being Asian. Although being Asian has its own disadvantages- such as fapping experience-, I can still read math equations like reading 50 Shades of Grey.
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BzT92
3 posts
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Hallucent
8687 posts
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I’m thankful for drugs sex and rock & roll.
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niubi
4346 posts
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lesbian rape porn and drugs and sex
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Aldir
10108 posts
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SpearDudezor
21881 posts
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niubi
4346 posts
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Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
For my very large cock
Too bad you’ll never use it.
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Aldir
10108 posts
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Originally posted by necrobestiality:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
For my very large cock
Too bad you’ll never use it.
He means the one in his ass
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SpearDudezor
21881 posts
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Originally posted by Aldir:
Originally posted by necrobestiality:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
For my very large cock
Too bad you’ll never use it.
He means the one in his ass
Yeah…was I not clear enough?
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ritzfitz91
21551 posts
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