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could u pray for me and make me get good note tomorrow for history test?

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

could u pray for me and make me get good note tomorrow for history test?

Why don’t you just ask Allah?
 
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Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by Rolby:

could u pray for me and make me get good note tomorrow for history test?

Why don’t you just ask Allah?

haha, he can’t.

 
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I AM GOD

 
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FUCK GOD.

 
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Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

 
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Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

 
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Can you pray for my left testicle to grow bigger.

 
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Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Can you pray for my left testicle to grow bigger.

If you use a hammer on the right one, it might even it out.

 
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Originally posted by Maik50:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

Then I pick Loki.

 
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Can you have them pray for me everyday so I will never have to pray again? Praying is a lot of hard work.

 
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Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Maik50:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

Then I pick Loki.

I’m Artemis.

 
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Pray for me being saved from eternal damnation to the Great Gonads of Four.

 
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Just a quick update.
I showed this thread to my study group. And we all decided in be in y’alls best interest if we just prayed for all you.
God is watching over you. Open your heart.

 
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Originally posted by NewSlacks:

Just a quick update.
I showed this thread to my study group. And we all decided in be in y’alls best interest if we just prayed for all you.
God is watching over you. Open your heart.

Well fuck ye’ then, wanker.
 
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Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by NewSlacks:

Just a quick update.
I showed this thread to my study group. And we all decided in be in y’alls best interest if we just prayed for all you.
God is watching over you. Open your heart.

Well fuck ye’ then, wanker.

Oi, what of it m8?
 
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Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

I never called anyone dumb or stupid. All I said was and this is my opinion she was having a bitch fit about was the fact that I thought praying was dumb.

Just cuz I think that something someone dose is dumb don’t mean that the person is dumb or I think they are dumb.

I wasn’t being aggressive about anything either I wasn’t throwing a fit or anything

 
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Originally posted by LukeMann:

Rich, your teenage angst is showing.

Originally posted by DemoCROWcy:

The funny thing about Bible “study” is that most Christians have never read the bible.


I know this because internet atheists said so.

It’s funny because I’ve read the Bible cover to cover.

Who the fuck said anything about you? EH? I’LL KILL WHOEVER DID IT!

Originally posted by Maik50:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

Zeus is a douchebag

 
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Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

I never called anyone dumb or stupid. All I said was and this is my opinion she was having a bitch fit about was the fact that I thought praying was dumb.

Just cuz I think that something someone dose is dumb don’t mean that the person is dumb or I think they are dumb.

I wasn’t being aggressive about anything either I wasn’t throwing a fit or anything

Yes, it was your opinion. And your opinion is that everyone who prays is dumb. While I do see that you are saying that you are not insulting a particular individual, please keep in mind that 95% of the people in US are non-atheist, and “about 92% of the whole world.”http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/programmes/wtwtgod/pdf/wtwtogod.pdfy

 
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Zeus is a douchebag

I ‘unno, I think he’d be the one to go to if you wanted to get laid. With the affairs and all.

 
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Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

I never called anyone dumb or stupid. All I said was and this is my opinion she was having a bitch fit about was the fact that I thought praying was dumb.

Just cuz I think that something someone dose is dumb don’t mean that the person is dumb or I think they are dumb.

I wasn’t being aggressive about anything either I wasn’t throwing a fit or anything

Yes, it was your opinion. And your opinion is that everyone who prays is dumb. While I do see that you are saying that you are not insulting a particular individual, please keep in mind that 95% of the people in US are non-atheist, and about 92% of the whole world.

No my opinion is that prayer is dumb not the people that do it. Just cuz someone might do something that I find dumb don’t mean I think they are dumb.

Also I don’t care about you shitty percents if every person in the world prayed but, me I would still find the act of prayer to be dumb.

 
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Originally posted by Rich112:

No my opinion is that prayer is dumb not the people that do it. Just cuz someone might do something that I find dumb don’t mean I think they are dumb.

Also I don’t care about you shitty percents if every person in the world prayed but, me I would still find the act of prayer to be dumb.

But as CurryBrace previously said, the OP is not pushing his belief, but only trying to be helpful. To suddenly call him out by saying that what he offers is dumb is uncalled for.

 
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Can you pray for my dad? He has skin cancer in several places, and I’m worried about him. Thanks.

 
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