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avatar for Rolby Rolby 5346 posts
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could u pray for me and make me get good note tomorrow for history test?

 
avatar for LukeMann LukeMann 12519 posts
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Originally posted by Rolby:

could u pray for me and make me get good note tomorrow for history test?

Why don’t you just ask Allah?
 
avatar for Roki123 Roki123 3013 posts
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Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by Rolby:

could u pray for me and make me get good note tomorrow for history test?

Why don’t you just ask Allah?

haha, he can’t.

 
avatar for MFThomas_v2 MFThomas_v2 710 posts
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I AM GOD

 
avatar for Lightningcould Lightningcould 4363 posts
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FUCK GOD.

 
avatar for Maik50 Maik50 6161 posts
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Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

 
avatar for FlyingPachyderm FlyingPachyderm 329 posts
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Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

 
avatar for superfastjelly superfastjelly 9708 posts
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Can you pray for my left testicle to grow bigger.

 
avatar for Vondart Vondart 1570 posts
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Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Can you pray for my left testicle to grow bigger.

If you use a hammer on the right one, it might even it out.

 
avatar for bjjdude bjjdude 2780 posts
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avatar for Immortal7777 Immortal7777 3973 posts
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Originally posted by Maik50:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

Then I pick Loki.

 
avatar for Cizinec Cizinec 1987 posts
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Can you have them pray for me everyday so I will never have to pray again? Praying is a lot of hard work.

 
avatar for Jennym_aa Jennym_aa 1119 posts
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Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Maik50:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

Then I pick Loki.

I’m Artemis.

 
avatar for SWATLLAMA SWATLLAMA 124 posts
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Pray for me being saved from eternal damnation to the Great Gonads of Four.

 
avatar for NewSlacks NewSlacks 237 posts
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Just a quick update.
I showed this thread to my study group. And we all decided in be in y’alls best interest if we just prayed for all you.
God is watching over you. Open your heart.

 
avatar for LukeMann LukeMann 12519 posts
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Originally posted by NewSlacks:

Just a quick update.
I showed this thread to my study group. And we all decided in be in y’alls best interest if we just prayed for all you.
God is watching over you. Open your heart.

Well fuck ye’ then, wanker.
 
avatar for NewSlacks NewSlacks 237 posts
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Originally posted by LukeMann:
Originally posted by NewSlacks:

Just a quick update.
I showed this thread to my study group. And we all decided in be in y’alls best interest if we just prayed for all you.
God is watching over you. Open your heart.

Well fuck ye’ then, wanker.

Oi, what of it m8?
 
avatar for Rich112 Rich112 12563 posts
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Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

I never called anyone dumb or stupid. All I said was and this is my opinion she was having a bitch fit about was the fact that I thought praying was dumb.

Just cuz I think that something someone dose is dumb don’t mean that the person is dumb or I think they are dumb.

I wasn’t being aggressive about anything either I wasn’t throwing a fit or anything

 
avatar for SpearDudezor SpearDudezor 21881 posts
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Originally posted by LukeMann:

Rich, your teenage angst is showing.

Originally posted by DemoCROWcy:

The funny thing about Bible “study” is that most Christians have never read the bible.


I know this because internet atheists said so.

It’s funny because I’ve read the Bible cover to cover.

Who the fuck said anything about you? EH? I’LL KILL WHOEVER DID IT!

Originally posted by Maik50:
Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

I AM GOD

What if I told you…

There is not just one god, but multiple ones from which you could pick the right one for you?



I’ll give my prayers and offerings to Zeus

Zeus is a douchebag

 
avatar for FlyingPachyderm FlyingPachyderm 329 posts
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Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

I never called anyone dumb or stupid. All I said was and this is my opinion she was having a bitch fit about was the fact that I thought praying was dumb.

Just cuz I think that something someone dose is dumb don’t mean that the person is dumb or I think they are dumb.

I wasn’t being aggressive about anything either I wasn’t throwing a fit or anything

Yes, it was your opinion. And your opinion is that everyone who prays is dumb. While I do see that you are saying that you are not insulting a particular individual, please keep in mind that 95% of the people in US are non-atheist, and “about 92% of the whole world.”http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/programmes/wtwtgod/pdf/wtwtogod.pdfy

 
avatar for FullMeasureZam FullMeasureZam 1626 posts
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Zeus is a douchebag

I ‘unno, I think he’d be the one to go to if you wanted to get laid. With the affairs and all.

 
avatar for Rich112 Rich112 12563 posts
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Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:
Originally posted by FlyingPachyderm:
Originally posted by Rich112:

You are the on throwing a fit over my opinions.

But, not matter what he prays for won’t change anything ever.

And you are throwing a fit because someone else threw a fit over you throwing a fit.

Settle down, Rich. Relax for a sec and breathe through your nose. No matter what the topic is, being aggressive merely because you feel that a certain group of people are “dumb” and “stupid” is not helpful at all. If you have a bone to pick with them or a personal story to discuss, you are welcome to share but don’t go around calling people dumb and stupid only because you thought so.

I never called anyone dumb or stupid. All I said was and this is my opinion she was having a bitch fit about was the fact that I thought praying was dumb.

Just cuz I think that something someone dose is dumb don’t mean that the person is dumb or I think they are dumb.

I wasn’t being aggressive about anything either I wasn’t throwing a fit or anything

Yes, it was your opinion. And your opinion is that everyone who prays is dumb. While I do see that you are saying that you are not insulting a particular individual, please keep in mind that 95% of the people in US are non-atheist, and about 92% of the whole world.

No my opinion is that prayer is dumb not the people that do it. Just cuz someone might do something that I find dumb don’t mean I think they are dumb.

Also I don’t care about you shitty percents if every person in the world prayed but, me I would still find the act of prayer to be dumb.

 
avatar for FlyingPachyderm FlyingPachyderm 329 posts
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Originally posted by Rich112:

No my opinion is that prayer is dumb not the people that do it. Just cuz someone might do something that I find dumb don’t mean I think they are dumb.

Also I don’t care about you shitty percents if every person in the world prayed but, me I would still find the act of prayer to be dumb.

But as CurryBrace previously said, the OP is not pushing his belief, but only trying to be helpful. To suddenly call him out by saying that what he offers is dumb is uncalled for.

 
avatar for VanHalen1 VanHalen1 11049 posts
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Can you pray for my dad? He has skin cancer in several places, and I’m worried about him. Thanks.

 
avatar for Live2Pwn Live2Pwn 1 post
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