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Pun of the Day

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I will share puns based on my experiences throughout each day — ensuring to select the most advanced pun I encounter or create.
Feel free to join in the bonding and harmonious joy of playing with paronomasias. Post your own pun of the day, or share your thoughts and feelings on another’s.



Pun One: 11/28/12

(In eager anticipation of Christmas)
What do you give a Christmas tree with bad breath?

An Ornamint.

 
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Ahahaha.
That’s actually not bad.

 
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Hoping for some great puns soon!

 
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Don’t punish me if I make a bad pun. :(

 
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Good one. :)

 
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Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils!…(No one? Ok)

 
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OakA. (Okay)

Pine (Fine), I guess my puns are really bad.

Win-ter (When till) somebody makes a good pun?

 
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Pun Two: 11/29/12

Someone I know joined a Choir class today — to learn to sing.
I told the person they’ll achoir a magnificent voice in no time. I was called a superanus. I said that was very bass of her.

Originally posted by Timothynot:

Hoping for some great puns soon!

Are you mothing me?

 
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oh wow. he’s back. Get out weeaboo. We don’t need you spreading your wapanese crap.

 
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Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

Pun Two: 11/29/12

Someone I know joined a Choir class today — to learn to sing.
I told the person they’ll achoir a magnificent voice in no time. I was called a superanus. I said that was very bass of her.

Originally posted by Timothynot:

Hoping for some great puns soon!

Are you mothing me?

Fix’d!

 
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Ahahahaha this thread is so pun ny.
*cricket cricket*
Um.. hello?

 
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Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

Ahahahaha this thread is so pun ny.
cricket cricket
Um.. hello?

I thought of making that joke
I decided against it.

 
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Originally posted by Jennym_aa:

Ahahahaha this thread is so pun ny.
cricket cricket
Um.. hello?

pun thief

stop taking this so seriously

 
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I’m reading a book about gravity right now. I can’t put it down.

 
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I got one!

Why did the hipster burnt his tongue?
Because he drinked coffee before it was cool

 
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i got one too. whats the plural of germ? germans!

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i got one too. whats the plural of germ? germans!

That is racist. BUT IT’S A PUN SO WHO GIVES A SHIT :D

 
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You maik good puns.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:

i got one too. whats the plural of germ? germans!

see, muslims are racists. well done.

 
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Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got one too. whats the plural of germ? germans!

see, muslims are racists. well done.

wtf? i cant be racist to people from my own race.

 
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You’re not German, Rolby. Shut the fuck up.

 
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… not funny at all. i faceplamed how stupid those were.

 
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Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Roki123:
Originally posted by Rolby:

i got one too. whats the plural of germ? germans!

see, muslims are racists. well done.

wtf? i cant be racist to people from my own race.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

You’re not German, Rolby. Shut the fuck up.

and why not? either way muslims are racist.

 
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Pun Three: 11/30/12

While napping: “You know what, while sleeping, nothing really mattress.”

 
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clap clap clap clap

Nice try. I did laugh a little though…