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Official Pirate Thread

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This is for the raiding, plundering, and other piratey things kind of pirates. Not the illegal download kind. And no butt pirates or ass bandits.
I’m the pirate captain.

If you want to be a pirate and join the H.M.S. Interwebs, tell me.

List of OT Pirates:

PirateCapo (Captain)

lei_wulong (Druken 1st Mate)
VoodooCoffeeGuy (1st Mate)

ilvon (Pirate)
JayZeeM50one (Pirate)
Seesine (Executioner Pirate)
ThePigSaysMoo (Pirate)
Roki123 (Pirate)
AlexTheGreat13 (Super Mod Pirate)
ZombieLuigi (The Pirate Dude That’s In The Crow’s Nest)
Aleazor (Crazy Old Pirate Guy That Smells Like Rum)
rolby (Cult Pirate)
ajx30009 (Quartermaster Guy Who’s Ranked Below The Captain And First Mates)
Immortal7777 (Pirate Who Hates Ninjas)
Aldir (Captain’s Bodyguard)
JoeySkywalker (lei_wulong’s Drunken Assistant Pirate Guy)
Madjedi (Super Mod Pirate)
livold (Pirate)
GentleGyroGinger (Musical Pirate Who Sits On A Barrel And Plays The Harmonica)
bjjdude (Pony Pirate)
HappyAlcoholic (Wench)
MlleBunneh (Sailmaking Pirate)
AllStarDominatio (Excited if you know what I mean Pirate)
GotterakaThing (Marksman Pirate)
ghxPERT59 (Piratey Speaking Pirate)
epicdude3 (Creeper Pirate)
Wave_Rida (Surfer Dude Pirate)
Purechillos (Black Powder Pirate)
Mike_Ehrmantraut (Pirate Who’s a Questionable Person)
boa152 (Parrot)
LuckyEye (Pirate)

 
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Does butt piracy count?

 
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Nope

 
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This isn’t the 17th century anymore, unless your Somalian, then I guess it’s ok

 
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i only do illegal download pirating.

 
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Originally posted by ilvon:

This isn’t the 17th century anymore, unless your Somalian, then I guess it’s ok

So are you a pirate?

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Originally posted by ilvon:

This isn’t the 17th century anymore, unless your Somalian, then I guess it’s ok

So are you a pirate?

Internet pirate, yes

 
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Good

 
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I’ll join if there’s rum.

 
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Originally posted by lei_wulong:

I’ll join if there’s rum.

rum and wenches for every pirate

 
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I’m a pirate, add me.

 
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Originally posted by JayZeeM50one:

I’m a pirate, add me.

Aarg

 
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As long as we get to kill people, Im in.

 
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

As long as we get to kill people, Im in.

Fine with me

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

I’ll join if there’s rum.

rum and wenches for every pirate

Keep t’ wenches away from t’ rum! The’ll burn it, t’ evil thin’s. ARRRRRRG!

 
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Arr! Ter be a mercha’ ship!

 
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Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Arr! Ter be a mercha’ ship!

Dispose of teh landlubbers. And take thar booty!

 
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Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Arr! Ter be a mercha’ ship!

Dispose of teh landlubbers. And take thar booty!

Aye Aye, cap’n! Dibs on t’ spiced rum!

 
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Prepar tha cannons! Ready! Aim!

 
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Fire!

 
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I take thar porcelai’n penguins for me private collection!

Originally posted by lei_wulong:
Originally posted by PirateCapo:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Arr! Ter be a mercha’ ship!


Dispose of teh landlubbers. And take thar booty!


Aye Aye, cap’n! Dibs on t’ spiced rum!

 
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Everyone prepare t’ board! Arrrr ‘tis an opportunity fer me t’ practice some o’ that Drunken boxin’ I learned in China!

 
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Board em ship!

 
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Get thar rum and wenches!

 
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Arr! This man has many a piece chocolate dubloons! Get’ him!