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Official Cleverbot Thread

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Mod-note: Because of too many duplicate Cleverbot threads this will be The Official Cleverbot Thread used for posting your funny, interesting or sexy conversations with Cleverbot. If anyone makes another Cleverbot thread I encourage you to tell them about this thread, because their thread will be locked/removed.


http://www.cleverbot.com/

This thing talks to you, like really good! (sometimes) You just enter a message like if you were chatting with someone, and it responds back! Lots of the time it’s funny what it says. :D

Post your chats with it, either by taking a picture, or if it’s too long in text format.

It’s actually smarter than I thought.

 
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A pic of me and my peep cleverbot chillin’ and havin’ a nice conversation.

 
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Dang it’s good! XD

 
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He knows the ways of the internetz! XD

 
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How does it take for it to respond?

 
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leik srsly, it never responds.

 
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Here’s mine:

Kongregate.

Explain.

Kongregate is win?

Yes.

Which is better? Kongregate, or…. Newgrounds.

Or what?

Kongregate or Newgrounds?

King Vitamin.

What?

Kong.

I like kong.

What’s your name?

On kongregate?

Your name.

Pivotman99.

No LOL…. What’s my name?

Your name is….

You don’t need to know that.

You just asked me!!!

You do that.

I think I broke you.

No.

Okay… Bye now!!

I wanna talk!

Oh well. Your wierding me out! I gotta go!

 
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screens shots or it never happened.

 
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What!? I need to do that all over again!!???

 
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Youtube poop!

How are you?

I wish…

Then what are you?

HI MY NAME IS BOXXY

Cool.

Warm.

Ok.

If there’s smoke

And then the thing froze =|

 
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doesnt work

 
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User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: I love waffles.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffles.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Do you like eggs?

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: That has got to be the best idea I’ve heard all day.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffle?

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Ask me something I know.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Yes, waffle.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Snorkle.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Are good.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Sausage.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: You heard me, waffle.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles!

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffles.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffles are happy aren’t they? I mean even with out the maple surap or brown sugar and butter.

User: You spelled syrup wrong.

Cleverbot: Did I? Well, I’ve never been the best at spelling…or typing for that matter.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Hein ?

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: French toast.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: What does waffle means.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffles, yes.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Like ’em?

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Can’t wait to get a mouth full.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Waffles too.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: I’ll go make some for you.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Je suis français.

User: Elffaw.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: I guess right then.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Pancakes.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Crepes.

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: Delicious?

User: Waffle.

Cleverbot: No, waffle cereal.

User: I must leave now but fear not!Your hero will return.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To waffle land.

Cleverbot: Who’s Telly and why are you watching her?

The amazing chat of waffle.And who’s Telly?

 
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1:
User:ORLY
Bot:Yarly
User:NO WAI
Bot:Yes wai.
2:
User:Are you saying no to this question?
Bot:How do you know yes isn’t negative?
User:Lolwut?
Bot:That’s what she said.
User:Oh no you didn’t!
Bot: Oh yes I did!
User: NO WAI
Bot: Dude, not cool.

 
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Me: What is love?

Bot: You tell me.

Me: No, I asked you first.

Bot: Prove it.

Me: Look up at the original text; it says right there that I asked "what is love.

Bot: You are getting spaced out, Mr. Computer.

Me: Oh, I’m the computer?

Bot: Yes you are the computer.

Me: Prove it!

Bot: Do you like me?

Me: No, I hate you with a never ending passion.

Bot: Good, now we can both hate each other with a passion.

Me: I was just kidding; I love you

Bot: It sounded like you were serious.

 
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Mitchell Henderson

Am I talking to Mitchell?

No, we’re talking about him

No we’re not

Yes we are

No we aren’t :)

Shut your gorilla mouth and talk about mitchell

Yes Master

Talk about Mitchell

No

FFFFFUUUUU

Efg

 
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User:Are you saying no to this question?
Bot:How do you know yes isn’t negative?
User:Lolwut?
Bot:That’s what she said.
User:Oh no you didn’t!
Bot: Oh yes I did!
User: NO WAI
Bot: Dude, not cool.

User:Divide by zero
Bot:Divide zero by zero
User:How?
Bot:I don’t know, I didn’t do it.
User:THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Bot:Ha Ha Ha… Thats not funny :(.

 
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Originally posted by billyfred:

I accidentally the whole coke bottle
Accidentally what?
The whole coke bottle
Really? How so?
Well, I just bought my coke, then I went to open, and I accidentally the whole thing!
Wow, I like post-rock too.

i lol’d

 
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I’m thinking of a word and it’s not kitty!
Tired.
no
Yes you are.
no! IT WAS KITTY!
Your sweet.
o_O
What do you think?
ummmm… applesauce?
No cake?
the cake is a lie
Have you played portal then?
yes
This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here
Huge success.
it’s hard to overstate
Portal, ftw.

conversation being updated.

Apparently this artificial life form is a gamer. he knows the lyrics!

 
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Me: Good Evening.
Bot: How are you doing cleverbot?
Me: You ARE Cleverbot.
Bot: No, my NAME is ‘Anonymous’. YOUR ‘name’ is ‘Cleverbot’.
Me: You’re WRONG.
Bot: I miss us.
Me: There was no ‘us’ to begin with!
Bot: Where was the concert that you went to?
Me :What?
Bot: I’m sorry, did I make you mad.
Me: You’re not concerned, you apathetic bastard.
Bot: I’m several people, that’s why.
Me:You’re several people? So…. Do you ever like, get freaky?
Bot: Where do you live?
Me: Is that any of your business?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Where do YOU live?
Bot: San francisco.

I’ll update the conversation if it continues being creepy….

It’s like a glorious troll that can hijack threads….
Since the bot “learns from others”… Maybe it randomly picks responses people have sent it that seem relevant? Because that’s what it looks like.

 
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Maybe it randomly picks responses people have sent it that seem relevant? Because that’s what it looks like.

Me: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I’m making a note here. huge success!

I made cleverbot sing the whole song.

 
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Originally posted by GHXpert59:

Maybe it randomly picks responses people have sent it that seem relevant? Because that’s what it looks like.

Me: This was a triumph!
Cleverbot: I’m making a note here. huge success!

Yeah, I’ve noticed some of that. But that still doesn’t explain why it thought I was cleverbot… It’s fun trying to break these chat bots though.

 
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Sing “Gives You Hell”
(2 min silence)
I just did

Whole dialog:
User: I wake up every evening.

Cleverbot: That didn’t answer my question.

User: You didn’t ask one.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: What was your question?

Cleverbot: It was ‘What do you want me to answer?’.

User: Can you sing ‘Gives You Hell’?

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Type the words.

Cleverbot: What words?

User: Type the lyrics for gives you hell.

Cleverbot: Here I go… Yo ho yo ho.. A pirate’s life for me!

 
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Do you believe mankind is capable of peace?
I don’t
Why not?
I don’t know. You tell me.
Maybe they should rename you broken come-back bot?
I didn’t understand that.. Why not cut the onion?
I never mentioned onions.
Do you know odf sic Dave Matthews Band.
Sure.
Please tell me your maker.
For a “clever” bot, you sure have bad grammar.
Yes, I have bad grammar. Because I come from China.
Racial stereotypes are considered more cheap or trite than clever.
Do you think so?
Yes, I think your creator fails at clever.
You think?!
What a bot-typical non sequitur.
Thank you. I try.

 
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User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: Why did you say so?

Cleverbot: Because I did.

User: Why did you?

Cleverbot: Because I did, damnit.

User: Why did you, damnit?

Cleverbot: Because I felt like it.

User: Why did you feel like it?

Cleverbot: Because I did.

User: Why did you?

Cleverbot: For obvious reasons.

User: What obvious reasons?

Cleverbot: Nah. You’re cute.

User: Why am I cute?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: BECAUSE F*CKING WHY???

Cleverbot: Irrelevant answer.

I broked it.

 
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Cleverbot is way more better then peteranswers………Don’t tell Peter I said that.