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Oxygen killed billions of people.

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Simple logic.

Oxygen makes us live. We die.

Without Oxygen we would never have lived to die.

Therefore Oxygen has killed billions.

 
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ok??? Its quite obvious… Every1 knows oxygen is the main thing to life…

 
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Yeah, but it also allowed them to live. Oxygen has both let billions live and killed billions. Would you rather never exist than die?

 
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Originally posted by squidward568:

ok??? Its quite obvious… Every1 knows oxygen is the main thing to life…

Actually carbon is :P Its the element of life

 
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Parody topic is awesome.

 
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Oxygen don’t kill us. It has no guilt for dying of: Age, murder, decease, execution (Kind of the same as murder, really), etc.

 
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Originally posted by 1badCompany1:
Originally posted by squidward568:

ok??? Its quite obvious… Every1 knows oxygen is the main thing to life…

Actually carbon is :P Its the element of life

Oh yeah! Without carbon dioxide, we cant get oxygen because trees need carbon instead of oxygen, but we need oxygen from trees, so without carbon we have no oxygen!!! I only just noticed! Sorry…

 
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Originally posted by squidward568:
Originally posted by 1badCompany1:
Originally posted by squidward568:

ok??? Its quite obvious… Every1 knows oxygen is the main thing to life…

Actually carbon is :P Its the element of life

Oh yeah! Without carbon dioxide, we cant get oxygen because trees need carbon instead of oxygen, but we need oxygen from trees, so without carbon we have no oxygen!!! I only just noticed! Sorry…

The evil circle…

 
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Originally posted by RMcD:

Simple logic.

Oxygen makes us live. We die.

Without Oxygen we would never have lived to die.

Therefore Oxygen has killed billions.

you stoned?

 
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Guns don’t kill people, minorities do. Lol racism.

 
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Originally posted by CrazyWolf007:

If you eat a apple every day you get cancer.

Not fair, i just ate my last aple of the week :( I had one evry day since i was 6 :0

 
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Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

Yeah, but it also allowed them to live. Oxygen has both let billions live and killed billions. Would you rather never exist than die?

Are you saying death > nothing? You’d rather have suffering than nothing?

Uh huh

I’ve decided the sun is worse.

 
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Originally posted by RMcD:
Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

Yeah, but it also allowed them to live. Oxygen has both let billions live and killed billions. Would you rather never exist than die?

Are you saying death > nothing? You’d rather have suffering than nothing?

Uh huh

I’ve decided the sun is worse.

Oh noez! Someone is considering suicide!

 
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So your saying if someone was knifed in the back he died from oxygen. Oxygen isnt the cause of death its the cause of life

 
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Originally posted by flyingman:

So your saying if someone was knifed in the back he died from oxygen. Oxygen isnt the cause of death its the cause of life

No I did not say that. If you read correctly then you will see that the man would never have been there to be knifed if it wasn’t for oxygen.

Big Bang is worse than the sun.

 
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Originally posted by flyingman:

So your saying if someone was knifed in the back he died from oxygen. Oxygen isnt the cause of death its the cause of life

Copycat…

 
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spammer

The cause of us being here is micro orgasums (that scounds so wrong) simplilist form of life that used Co2 to live so balme micro orgasums

 
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I see the logic in this. Although, it is confusing at first.

 
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Originally posted by RMcD:
Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

Yeah, but it also allowed them to live. Oxygen has both let billions live and killed billions. Would you rather never exist than die?

Are you saying death > nothing? You’d rather have suffering than nothing?

Uh huh

I’ve decided the sun is worse.

No, I’d rather have a life and take the rough with the smooth than never exist.

 
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Originally posted by mariosuperlative:
Originally posted by RMcD:
Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

Yeah, but it also allowed them to live. Oxygen has both let billions live and killed billions. Would you rather never exist than die?

Are you saying death > nothing? You’d rather have suffering than nothing?

Uh huh

I’ve decided the sun is worse.

No, I’d rather have a life and take the rough with the smooth than never exist.

You wouldn’t if it was just rough.

 
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You wouldn’t if it was just rough.

Then I’d commit suicide.

 
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Well the thought of that nothing would ever exist at all, is quite frightening, and creepy.

 
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Originally posted by mariosuperlative:

You wouldn’t if it was just rough.

Then I’d commit suicide.

And what if it was going to be smooth? But you didn’t know.

Well the thought of that nothing would ever exist at all, is quite frightening, and creepy.

You’ve not existed previously. It’s hardly frightening.

 
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Wtf? Your logic is stupid, RMcD, and it confuses many!

Originally posted by 1badCompany1:
Originally posted by squidward568:

ok??? Its quite obvious… Every1 knows oxygen is the main thing to life…

Actually carbon is :P Its the element of life

No, cause oxygen is in water, and water is needed by plants to create the oxygen that bonds with the CARBON to go into more plants and create more oxygen! Plus, humans are roughly 70% water, so mmh! sticks tongue out whilst going ‘mmh!’

 
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Wtf? Your logic is stupid, RMcD, and it confuses many!

1. To die one must be living.
2. Without many things you would never have been alive.
3. Therefore it is those things to blame for death.